*12am on the blackwatch base*
Mccree sheepishly calling moiras number: Um, Moira, I got an emergency.
Moira half asleep: what is this emergency Mccree?
Mccree quietly answers: I got my dick stuck in a Pringle’s can...
Moira: I’m sorry what?
Mccree: I got my dick stuck in a Pringle’s can.
Moira: ...What flavour?...
Mccree sounding panicked: sour cream and onion.












