Basically, everything you can do, I can do better.

Just a tuba girl who rides horses, takes pictures, makes jokes, and rocks at chemistry. I have no idea how to be romantic. I sometimes go outside, but it burns. I've got more internet friends than real friends. Please send me messages. I love you.

[chinuplittlepup]

[listenuppnow]

THIS FUCKING KID HAS HER PHONE OUT IN CLASS AND STARTED WATCHING A VIDEO BUT FORGOT TO TURN THE SOUND OFF AND IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE STARTS MOANING LIKE A DICKS IN THEIR ASS

[tribute-to-nothing]

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[madillybee]

child are you okay

[greelin]

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

[greelin]

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

[shampooligan]

Keep reading

[farmsuggestion]

crotchless overalls

[skookumthesamoyed]

Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed

[skookumthesamoyed]

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!

[suspend]

Be with someone who makes your Mondays feel like Fridays.

(via suspend)

[lindsaychrist]

mom: what are you watching? me: nothing… me:

[bob-belcher]

[portrait-ofalady]

I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[flowerinaflame]

Me

[taco-bell-rey]

An Oscar-Worthy Performance

[annahigginsillustrates]

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[joshpeck]

this is so funny & pure