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I want to cut my hair off but I am scared shitless that it will look bad. And I’m talking short short

Lord of the Flies

In recent talk in my AP literature class over the book Lord of the Flies I’ve heard classmates of mine go “if they were girls this wouldn’t have happened” and I get it I do but they are words from people who don’t interact with young children. My sister is the medium age of the kids in the book and knowing her they most definitely would end up just as bad as the boys. I’ve seen how her and her teammates are and that it utter hell. Children, they all will go crazy on and island for 15 months no matter the gender

#lord of the flies #ap literature #books

reminiscing on how I decided to get over my one year crush is fucking hilarious. I choose a random day(December 28th) to get over just so I wouldn’t embarrass myself like last year on New Years when I got drunk. AND THEN IT FUCKING WORKED, I SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN SO QUICK. And now it’s like everything is calm in my brain . 3 months of FREEDOM

#crush #dead #school #peace

This is what I call fuxking improvement in less then a month

#crochet #beginner crochet #improvement #blanket

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Desdémone (1871) by Alexandre Cabanel (1823-1889)

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⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

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how does this only have 1400 notes

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end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

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Someone add do you love the color of the sky

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Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

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I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

kennyswurvegurl

I’m going to hurt all of you

cobalt-snowdin

Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset

Welcome to hellsite, babes

Take a fuckin sip

you’re all insane

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I think this is the longest post on this site

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I AM

SOBBING

MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY

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The Vast

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here have another bitchy addition

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SOMEONE QUICK! ADD THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT ONE

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https://hellsite-hall-of-fame.tumblr.com/post/651309376101122048/twilightknight17-hellsite-hall-of-fame-im-not

heres the link you do it im tired

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Yes that one thank you

You’re welcome

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the site or app is probably gonna crash from trying to load all the images im not even sorry you must suffer with me

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

tastysquidicus

LET ME OUT, JUST LET ME OUT

No because I’m going to share the weird ass dream I had.

It was just a lot of multiple things, thinking on it that might have been the melatonins fault. At a carts in point I tried to pull my pants up, but I in fact don’t wear pants to sleep. One dream It was the apocalypse and and I was in Walmart stealing things. Uh there was way more dreams. I know I had to say je say hi to coach at some point involving practice, my parents were there for that. I also had to like deal wit two horny heart broken teenagers in my bathroom, more specifically my shower. The thing is, nothing happened to me, like not at all. Nothing sexual , it was all thrm, hell it wasn’t even then together. And I’m over here in the other side if the shower like🥱😐. Hell whenever they tried that’s just have a breakdown. And then I had to help the girl like not die. Because she tried to kill herself with some pill right in front of me. And do I used the Heimlich maneuver. She lived but I swear to god it FEKT like I jacked off so many people and it was the most boring fucking thing. Can I also just say that I HAD TOO JACK OFF THE TWO OF THEM MULTIPLE TIMES. SHE TRIED TO JACK ME OFF AND I WAS NOT HAVING IT BECAUSE AFTER HELPING YOU BOTH 4 TIMES YOU WANT TO HELP ME. NOPE. And I feel asleep on my arm a couple of times, so I’d wake up to a limp arm. I also sleep with my mouth open, especially when my nose feels a little stufy, SO THE DEHYDRATION I FEKT DEAR LIRD. I also went to bed at like 9:20pm

It was 7:30am when I wrote this

#wildest dreams #multiple #dreams

zazzyzu

October 28, 2021

I slept late again. I made it to school at my usual tune bc I went to the gas station and bc SnackTime took for fucking ever.

Today was kinda a blur.

I drank two monsters and skipped the last half of 4th period.

Um yeah.

We had a Pep rally in the gym so that was fun.

I went to eat at the place I work with the girl across he street and grandson. It was kinda awkward. At one point she was like “I would like you if I liked girls” and told the server I was her girlfriend. But the told server she was joking.

I was having a stroke.

I saw stage manager from a distance. She was standing with her dad while we were waiting to March in. She messaged me today and told me basically the same it wasn’t my fault spill and she told me she was proud of me.

Everything hurts.

Also my tongue and throat hurts.

Omg one of the freshman gave me a note and she told me she loved me and said she was proud.

And some other girl gave us all snickers.

Shout out to kpop for coming in clutch tonight with the flat heads.

Okay goodnight.

-zazzy

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #strawberry crepe cookie

See this time I redid it but all 3 are very different

#widget #wallpaper #cookie run #bts #taehyung #scultpure

daily-venomous

THEY DEADASS GOT HIM MOTHERFUCKING

M A N S P R E A D I N G

I redid it again. I am very happy with this

#haikyuu!!#anime #flowers #taehyung #bts #iphone widgets #karusuno #volleyball

motherbychoice

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

reproductivejusticeandliberty

Mood. -V

kiwianaroha

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.

ITS SO PRETTY I REDID IT

#books #bookshelf #manga #harry potter #percy jackon and the olympians

lmaonade

I will have a beautiful book shelf as an adult but man will I be a poor one

I redid my phone again, I really like the pink theme

#iphone #widget #wallpaper #pale pink

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