kiara @taterthotsss - Tumblr Blog

Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

lakemojave

I really implore y'all to stop letting the need to prove yourself get in the way of just enjoying life and the people you share it with. I'm using the word "implore" so y'all know I'm serious about it, btw

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: A’S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE “A” NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED

sexhaver

flowerytale

Charles Dickens, from “Great Expectations”

stuff-that-irks-me

ad-wills

i-am-a-fish

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

sailermoon

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

me time

Predator (1987) dir. John McTiernan

cultofthewyrm

RIP Carl Weathers

frawgs

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

chemicahs

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

icksludge

intersring dish. drop the recipe

chemicahs

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

icksludge

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

eternalcyclicality

dracula-kin-123

Two women get assaulted by a belligerent male in broad public over NOTHING besides this moid being an aggressive deranged lunatic and these comments are sickening. Women “getting what they asked for” is like porn to these disturbing people. It’s never that mans fault for being the aggressor in any situation that involves beating and terrorizing women. It’s depressing to see women side with men that would do the exact same thing to them if possible. Moids know nothing but how to intimidate and bully women yet again.