[tall]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[roaldamundsen]

I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

[deadgenerations]

must have been scary AF to have a tummy ache in like 468AD like uh oh is this the time I get to shit to death.... and then you just fart nasty

[tatzelwurming]

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[byjove]

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

[byjove]

stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x2]”

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[tall]

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon