Interchange.

Hi, I'm Orlando, 25 Southern California I like people. And you are beautiful.

[frogmp3]

us, simple minded 21st century bisexuals: i play for both teams

james dean, genius:

[red-taileddolphin]

ambisextrous

[annaxiin-deactivated20180808]

[no-chill-at-all]

[catchymemes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[okay-see-you]

[kibumkim]

it really is funny tho how u dont see tumblr "influencers" like can u imagine someone rolling up to a 5 star restaurant and expecting a table without a reservation and a free meal cause they made a post that said "I Are Gay" ? like i would riot

[polymoth]

[kibumkim]

oh love this

[togekiss-my-ass]

[kibumkim]

we doin like the blackout poetry thing now i dig it

[namaaz]

[kibumkim]

this is my favorite

[yeahyikers]

[thyrell]

[did-you-know]

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

[deebott]

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

read this fuckin post

[homopower]

And reread it again.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

Fresh Off the Boat - “Hi, My Name Is…”

[akumasrevenge]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aximili]

op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.

[localtiktoks]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

I

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[hclark70]

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.

[gotshadowbanned-feralfungii]

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[weepingwitch]

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

[revolution-girlstylenow]

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator