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[noelle-ism]

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

[cromerholt]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

[noelle-ism]

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

[noelle-ism]

sorry im a lesbian

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

[noelle-ism]

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

[anophelei]

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

[noelle-ism]

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

[cromerholt]

nothing escapes from me

[duckdotcom]

the house will never be truly clean. and yet we must never stop cleaning the house

[communist-hatsunemiku]

"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

[communist-hatsunemiku]

this is even worse cuz i just realized that you'd literally be wearing a $3500 vr headset while your fucking cooking. this shit would be stupid even if it cost $35

[that-house]

briefly forgot Death Note was a thing and was wondering why I'd need to spend $3500 to know if my pasta was transphobic

[afeelgoodblog]

[sleemby]

[ID: A photo of a hedgehog in fall leaves by a tiny sapling. The hedgehog is emerging from a wooden bucket sat on its side. The image is captioned in impact font, the top text reads: “you do not suck at life.” Then the bottom text reads, “it is genuinely difficult.” / End ID.]

[problemnyatic]

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

[beeezah]

OP i hope its okay to reblog with your additions bc they are good

[problemnyatic]

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

[literallyaflame]

i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation

[literallyaflame]

u will literally see a post like “walnuts are good for you :)” and think “okay,” but the replies will be bloated with nonsense because some guy who is allergic to walnuts is arguing with another guy who is smugly convinced that walnuts can cure arthritis

[rimonoroni]

adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

[rutabga]

This is peak character design btw!! Shout out to plant balls with little faces they gotta be one of my favorite genders!!

Honorable mentions go to the guys that don't quite fit in the category becauss they lack a full face and/or don't have a really round form (or with Morelull, being a fungus).

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

dare i say... robbed

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

cannot stop thinking about this ryoko kui said senshi does in fact have major bushage for the record even if i don't draw it

[unroxyfication]

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They're called garlic and onions

[miiilowo]

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

[miiilowo]

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

[philippelebonducdebourgogne]

Western countries do not support Israel because they love the Jewish people or because they feel bad about the Holocaust, they support Israel because they have political and economic interest in supporting this particular power in this particular region at this particular time

[unawakening-float07]

this is so fucking funny

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[floatinglonewanderer]

I will never not reblog this

[soulplumber1337]

"Protect bad drag" is like every other "protect bad art" to me. Because if you only ever see the most polished and editorial final product, you'll never think that you can begin making that same art. You'll think you've been priced out of expressing yourself. You'll think beauty is behind a paywall. And that is poison, 100% of the time.

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store