Jessie🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Gay ahh homosexual

[simzart]

[16-14]

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

[16-14]

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

[16-14]

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

[16-14]

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

[16-14]

as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

[16-14]

as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

[16-14]

as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

[16-14]

as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

[16-14]

as an eevee

evui

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

@analog-delight

[faeeevee]

[arvalis]

Gem dragon design updates I did for D&D The Book of Dragons last year. Prints of them available here

[willowbagend]

Elves

Append. F. 1127-1128

History and Language: 

Back in the Elder Days elves became divided up into two main branches: the West-elves (Eldar) and the East-elves. The East-elves are the elves of Mirkwood and Lorien. 

High Elven or Quenya 

Ancient tongue of Eldamar 

First to be recorded in writing 

Still used for ceremony or high matters of lore and song by the High Elves

Grey-Elven or Sindarin 

Language of those Eldar who had not passed over the Sea but lingered on the coasts in the country of Beleriand 

Don’t really yearn for the sea like the exiles, but once they notice it, it can’t be stopped. 

The Exiles: 

Adopted Sindarin for daily use 

Tongue of all those elves and Elf-Lords that are Exiles 

Ex. Lady Galadriel 

Yearn for the sea, something that can never be stopped

[themayorautumn]

the calm amidst all the chaos, sunny mornings in the april of 1883. some snippets from the daily life of the van der linde gang, back when they were younger, the sun was brighter and the bird songs sang a little louder over the valleys of the wild west

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[anthurak]

And just in case there was ANY lingering doubt as to what’s going on here…

Also it is literally called ’Darklord Pleasure’ XD

[anthurak]

In other news:

Maiden’s fall to the dark side has in fact done nothing to stop her raging kleptomania XD

[dogpuppy]

[shittalkingclassicliterature]

[intactics]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[charl0ttan]

KNEW this face reminded me of something

[rhynee]

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

[purblecorgi]

[graywalf]

the snoofer

[leahplease]

Reblogging to snoof prev

[filibusterfrog]

dorfs

[taxfraudtom]

I was trying to fall asleep today but the light of god arrived, same day shipping

[taxfraudtom]

Get me 100 notes and I will take care of myself, like shower more and shit