California Rollllll

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩. 𝘎𝘰 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺. (18+ | autistic | 🏳️‍⚧️ | he she they it)

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[akashicrecord]

im looking for a place of employment that doesnt mind i have diarrhea at least 3x a day regardless of whether or not i've eaten. also my spine curves at a 40 degree angle at the bottom. and i have arthritis in every joint of my body. also i suck at everything except being the worlds first bastard born in wedlock.

[fefairys]

[cowboysoupbowl]

meh meh meh plan money whatever

[immortal-cataclysm]

my beautiful princess with a disorder

[nikoriis]

it's flare up season so he gets joint pain too

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[everyteenager4free]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[thepleasuregoblin]

Craziest thing about legal weed is that you can just buy hash at the store now

[thepleasuregoblin]

Biker gangs used to shoot each other over bricks of this shit and now anyone here can live the #sheikhlife for 30 buckaroos

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[dogpuppy]

mr. beast in 2008

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[inactive8484u58]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

people r afraid to say it but this is dope

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[sacred-portal]

[girltalk]

July will be filled with joy.

July will be filled with love.

July will be filled with trust.

July will be filled with peace.

July will be filled with clarity.

July will be filled with miracles.

July will be filled with blessings.

[hydroxidemango]