beam me the fuck up thanos

Mary. 25. Artist

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[everythingfox]

Thank god she didn’t overreact

[greelin]

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[3liza]

Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

[3liza]

you do in fact have to fight for your right to party

[cannibalchicken]

[cute-catts]

[soberscientistlife]

This is a huge reason housing is unaffordable. Make this illegal.

[catasters]

[technofeudalism]

smacked right in the mouth

[theconcealedweapon]

[thememedaddy]

[criptochecca]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

[thoughtstherapy]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[heyftinally]

capitalism, marginalization, and poverty will not reward even the hardest of workers. you aren't failing just because your efforts aren't working. we live in a system stacked against the common civilian.

[tiggerdoggie]

Also just life happens and your day to day will never be as predictable as you'd like to think

[soberscientistlife]

It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

[cock-holliday]

I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store