half girl, half god.

ri. twenty one. capricorn. slytherin & thunderbird. estp. muses over twenty one. always open for plots, exclusive or not. hit me up, i don't bite!

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[love-lust-kush]

Wow they really asked who this is?? Wtf were you born in the 2000’s 🙄

Not playing with Madden Zeroni/Eartha 😂😂 automatic reblog

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[celynbrum]

DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

[othercat2]

BORN= existing as a result of birth

BORNE= carried or transported by

[typesetjez]

LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight

LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms

[obervation-subject-753]

{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}

[ask-the-dancingdreamer-archive]

((adm: I just want to add-

Loose- untight

Lose- opposite of winning))

[ask-the-awesome]

((ALSO: A fun trick -  Affect = Action  Effect = End Result ))

[ed-edward-blackbeard]

There = In that place

Their = belonging to them

can’t = a contraction for cannot

cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility

[paperstorm]

Here’s three more I see a lot

Definitely - a synonym for absolutely, completely, totally, etc.

Defiantly - to behave with defiance

Worse - a relative description of poor quality, “things are getting worse”

Worst - the absolute version of worse, “it was the worst”

Worse is used when a thing is badder than it used to be. Worst is used when it has become as bad as it could possibly get.

Lets - permits or allows, “the teacher lets the kids go for recess”

Let’s - a contraction of let us, “let’s go to the park”

[imaregulargirl]

It’s not “could of” it’s “could have” or “could’ve”. Everytime I read “she could of” something dies in me. It doesn’t make any sense grammatically. I will stop reading your text/ story instantly.

[anexperimentallife]

You BEAR a burden or a circumstance. As in carry or endure it.

You BARE your soul to someone. As in make your soul naked (figuratively speaking).

If something is more than you can BARE, you’re saying it’s too big for you to make it naked.

If you tell someone to BEAR with you, you’re asking them to put up with you.

If you tell them to BARE with you, you’re telling them to get naked with you.

Also…

A HORDE is a group of living beings. You can have a HORDE of invaders or mosquitos.

A HOARD is a bunch of… stuff. Treasure, gold, or whatever.

You can HOARD wealth, but you cannot HORDE it.

[the-scottish-costume-guy]

Also its “I couldn’t care less” because if you “could” care less then you do care.

[inthisfuckinworld]

[thecolorsfucked]

👁🙌🏽⚔️🧘🏽‍♀️👁🧘🏽‍♀️⚔️🙌🏽👁

emoji spell to ward and protect against the evil eye like to charge reblog to cast

don’t let jealousy ruin your 2018 glo up

[castials]

(x)

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

That Guy Was Too Creepy & I Can’t Risk It

[akanesource]

Adelaide Kane photographed by Catherine Powell for NKD MAG

[theliteraryjournals]

Hard to sit here and be close to you, and not kiss you.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night (via theliteraryjournals)

[notabadday]

[aromanovas]

[tcmhollannd]

this is just a fuckton of text posts right now because i obviously can’t complain this much on twitter - but man. i wasn’t this stressed when i did my undergrad thesis. then again, there’s three more weeks until this is over and then i could be an anxious mess over the results instead! 

[tcmhollannd]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE MOST IMPORTANT LAW SCHOOL EXAM IN THIS COUNTRY HAS A MATH SECTION

i remember NOTHING from high school algebra but it’ll be in the test insert intense sobbing here

[theliel]

To basically everybody I rp with

[naturerps-deactivated20190120]

theliel :

[tcmhollannd]

i literally haven’t studied this hard in my life so help me god

[anthonybridgertonn]

Camila Mendes photographed by Eric Ray Davidson

[tcmhollannd]

i have a few days until the test that determines how i feel about myself for the next four years and i’m OKAY. or so i like to tell myself. for the love of god just let me get into this goddamn school and make 2018 my yEAR i beg