starry8cake

Nonsensical Rambling. They/them. 19

[colbyskennel]

ooo you wanna call me a good boy so badly… you wanna tell me i’m such a pretty puppy and deserve all the treats in the world… you wanna clip my collar around my neck and tell me it fits perfectly before pulling it so tight i can hardly breathe… fuck i’m drooling

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

Special thanks to my friend who saw the sketch and said I need to make him arch his back even more

[kitkat5628]

Tell your friend they're amazing and very appreciated🙏

[wreckedhoney]

couple more headcanons. even though the model is largely referred to as "henry," i do think we see marie first in the start of the game. the whistling man at the start versus who we know is henry have differences in body language, and there's a decent chance that also reflects their kill styles.

both are theatrical in different ways, marie more playful and light-footed, leaning into being creepy and quiet until she strikes. the pose in the beginning is a bit more closed-in on itself, like she wants the victim to think they might just be seeing things at first until she's more obvious. and the head tilt! i fully want to believe marie taunts her victims by acting a little cute first. "what's the matter, you look like you've seen a ghost," so on so forth, as she does with jason.

at the end of the game, henry is heavy, brutish, and almost immediately makes a point to splay himself out. less stealth and a different kind of playful, still aiming to intimidate but making no effort to be creepy or sneaky about it past the objective of trapping his target in a room. the threat is less dangling over someone until it's too late, and more in-your-face and immediate. with how henry handles maurice and murphy, i think he's more adept at showing and using simple brawn.

[starsshinedarkly77]

you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

[tdmcaker]

My partner and I are brainstorming a DC Fanfic story about a tailor living in Gotham and catering to the darker underbelly for their clientele. It's been a beloved brain child to me for ages, but I'm not the best writer, so hopefully, with our forces combined, we can make something neat. If/when the first part is posted, I definitely want to share it for others. I'd love to see some other people's ideas and theories for it

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason: *looking at a bunch of colorful crochet blankets laid over Dick’s bed* oh, these are pretty nice. I didn’t know you could crochet Dick: thanks, they’re my trauma blankets Jason: Jason: they’re what Dick: y’know how some people stress bake? Namely, you? Jason: . . . yeah . . . Dick: well. I crochet. So *points to a blanket* see that one there? The red one? That was when Bruce died. The blue one was after Spyral. The orange one was actually right after my parents died, that’s my oldest one. And the one right there that I’m still working on is ‘cause I’m depressed as fuck and my therapist is on vacation so she told me to crochet her a blanket Jason: Jason: what the fuck, dude

[mythikade-deactivated20251008]

why is this me

[andstuffsketches]

they're a fun trio

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[nyukaart]

Ewwww

[anomov]

the fact I can't even try to rizz up Sasha is criminal, by the way

[tdmcaker]

Raw, next question

[sillysquid11]

pictured above; me accidentally talking myself into wanting to see a zoe and milo friendship

[chaoticbatfam]

jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*

jason:

street kid:

jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?

kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?

jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure

kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.

jason:

kid:

jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?

later:

jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME

dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole

jason: *crying* exactly

dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?

jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???

dick:

[eaxmxae]

Within 3 months of Damian becoming a doctor injury rates among heroes and vigilantes drop DRAMATICALLY.

He's Dr. House but worse. He watched the show, got inspired and added a culturally appropriate amount of his special flavour of trauma into the mix.

Thomas Wayne and Alfred are Proud.

[thememedaddy]