The Storyteller's Fireplace

"When people told themselves their past with stories, explained their present with stories, foretold their futures with stories, The best place by the fire was kept for ...The Storyteller." - The Storyteller(TV Shows) Lovely to meet you! I'm a fan of many fandoms : The Avengers, Merlin, Supernatural, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Twilight, Teen Wolf (TV show), and last but not least Doctor Who. None of the GIFs I use are mine,but the people who make them are little rays of sunshine. CREDIT TO adisneysoul for my icon.

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard

[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[dancing-crow]

perfection

[kpfun]

LOKI (2021) | 1x05: Journey Into Mystery

[insanityclause]

The timing here is outstanding.

[user-jedi-deactivated20220328]

“Steve”: Marvel Studios’ What If...?

[megaceros]

our cat’s morning routine

[megaceros]

yuss we have tons of photos catshaming Bibi for taking up too much space:

[simplypooh]

Happy 100th Birthday to Winnie the Pooh!!

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Sticky hand wall update

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Yep… totally fine…

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Update the third.

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.

[lastvalyrian]

hand in unlovable hand

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

he knows we know

they don’t know this is a meme here and that we are funnier than them

we hide in plain sight

[cundtcake]

[chibisquirt]

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

[digitaldiscipline]

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[yourdreamscantlast]

@whateverthepoodle

[detectivereyes]

911 key art || seasons 1-5

[mistchievous]

#season 6 is going to be like Aliens™️ land in downtown la

[dillpicklestanley]

I’m ready for that.

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[nightpool]

went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece

[norcross]

gold level

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[jaesrri]

[eldritchidiot]

the whole squad

[kalichnikov]

Thanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don't enjoy this at all that's insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief. You gotta try this dude, it sucks: solidarity through communal self-flagellation It's terrible, watch it immediately: Your classic so-bad-it's-good media

[simplyclockwork]

@annecumberbatch

Can’t forget, ‘gross, I love it’

[rosetta-stoned-bitch]

Not to forget the iconic

[edible-drywall]

How could people forget Data?

[widdlewow]

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[flyingiseasy-landingnotsomuch]

Meanwhile, in Switzerland.

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

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