Post Script

One of those blog-things, because everyone needs one these days they said.

[tea-lime]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

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[samissobsessed]

Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.

Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot

[mrghostrat]

GASP another... ty @creapysummer for the tag!

Last Song: days - mother mother

Favourite colour: warm yellow or pastel pink. ideally both at the same time.

Currently watching: damn, not really anything at the moment. occasionally rewatching episodes of sunny in philly or seinfeld. and jon's episodes of the daily show every tuesday.

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: savoury/salty

Relationship status: single. no desire or energy to change that, but wishing i wanted something, yknow?

Current Obsession: good omens human fics. if u couldnt tell.

no pressure tag: @thewolveswolf @oldsneaks @niltia @chernozemm @vavoom-sorted-chill @ritz-writes @eviebane @foolishlovers @almalvo

[toastyyrye]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better:

Thanks @mrghostrat for the tag <3

Last Song: Lovely by Billie Elish

Favourite colour: dusky pink

Currently watching: I'm doing a lot of rewatching of House M.D and Shadowhunters. I need to finish Disenchantment and What We Do In The Shadows but I forgot where I'm at o.o

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: savoury or sweet

Relationship status: engaged 💍

Current Obsession: Good Omens, though my Malec obsession is starting to resurface (and I blame Jo)

no pressure tags~ @masoney @thavron @bildads-shoes @createserenity @taraiha @greenchrysanthemum20 @um-its-ace @castle-behind-the-rocks @mad-aims

[astronaut-long-for-ace]

Thanks @eviebane :)

Last song: Cherry Wine - Hozier

Favorite color: Forest green

Currently watching: Hannibal and The Twilight Zone

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: Well I want to say salty but that’s not an option so….. savory

Relationship status: single and not thrilled about it

Current obsessions: Good Omens, more specifically BNF by @mrghostrat

@indigovigilance @slitheredherefrom-eden @sort-of-dying @speckledsnowbeast @taraiha @forsssnaken @actual-changeling @sandsofsolstice @vinshuka

[forsssnaken]

oh goodness i’m not sure that i know any more people to tag!

Last song: Sheep Go To Heaven by CAKE

Favourite Colour: Phthalo green

Currently watching: errrr my homework? listening to the Just Roll With It podcast on spotify.

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: i like spicy the best but savoury is a close second

Relationship status: newly single (fuckin finally) and in need of hot man rebound to pet my hair and tell me i’m doing well

Current obsessions: making enough money to be in college… and also i really am enjoying the fic i’m writing for the trans omens bang !!

@masoney @quoththemaiden @tartan-tart @pyracanthaart @servantserah (because i think your comics are cool, sorry for the tag kdjdljdod) @giveintomay @greenchrysanthemum20 @castle-behind-the-rocks @vinshuka @bibble-cat

right that might be too many. don’t wanna count anyways. okay that’s a no pressure tag fkdhkdh

[castle-behind-the-rocks]

Thanks @eviebane and @forsssnaken for the tag <3<3

Last song: Othan by Heilung

Favourite Colour: Don't make me choose from amongs my dear children (blue!)

Currently watching: Lord of the Rings, Return of the Kind Extended Version my beloved

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Sweet unless i want savoury

Relationship status: singleee :D

Current obsessions: Uff digital painting I guess, finally going to wrangle that particular horse. But also Good Omens a tiny little bitty bit.

I'm pretty sure everybody I know here got tagged already xD buuut I know somebody is back on tumblr @tea-lime :D

[tea-lime]

Got tagged by@castle-behind-the-rocks who somehow notices me scrolling tumblr when I should be working.

Last song: I See Fire but make it METAL/ROCK - MALINDA and Violet Orlandi cover

Favourite Colour: Ever since i decided to pick one, so I'd have an answer to this question: green!

Currently watching: nothing =(

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: yes

Relationship status: 1

Current obsessions: Do apps that help me create statistics about my life count?

I can't tag anyone else, because I have not used tumblr socially at all for the past many years. I'm just on there to browse. Don't tell anyone 🤫

[scatterghosts-deactivated202411]

tumblr in 2067

[homunculus-argument]

It annoys me unreasonably when you want to ask people "what bird and what mammal would make the worst gryphon" as a fun thought exercise, and people with no joy and no imagination always interpret it as "a gryphon that sucks, is physically impossible, and would hate being alive", and - being predictable and lacking in imagination - always, always answer with "a hummingbird and a blue whale lol".

Like come on. Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything. Why not use a fraction of imagination and delightful whimsy. Imagine the combination of a mouse and a sparrow. That creature would be merciless, burtal, absolutely determined to get into your trash and has the power of both wings and hands to do its will. Or a crow and a cat - that thing is smart enough to fuck with people and not afraid to do it. Imagine the ungodly shriek of the noble fox-seagull, also determined to get into your trash.

A gryphon that is a combination of a kangaroo and a cassowary. The only proof we have of a loving god is the fact that those things do not exist. If hell is real, it's full of them. That thing can't fly, but it will run you down, it will kill you, and you will look stupid the whole entire time you're dying.

Why would the first thing that pops into your mind at the words "the worst gryphon" automatically be "a gryphon that hates being alive". Can you not picture a gryphon that fucking loves being alive, and has both the power and the will to make it everyone else's problem.

[c-rowlesdraws]

Mr. Beast pisses me off. This is so fucking depressing. I’ve never watched his content because it seems like just the most twisted pseudo-feel-good stuff you could make, and this is the same. I understand that charity is still charity no matter its framing or motivation, and this will be wonderful for the people who do win $25,000. But I still think I’m not unreasonable for feeling pissed off that one man can post nonchalantly about giving away such an enormous amount of money, “for fun!” and have thousands of financially desperate people falling over themselves to follow and retweet, instead of their doing something else, like going to his house and tying his limbs to four horses and making those four horses gallop away in different directions. Or something.

[c-rowlesdraws]

man the notes on this are all over the place. I’d say I didn’t expect this to blow up, but posting about this dude and using his name was a thing I chose to do, knowing the risk.

Even reblogging this post to add to it is a risk, because more people will see it now. But after reading all of the notes (yes, I read all the notes on my posts, because I wouldn’t post if I didn’t care what people have to say), I want to clear some things up.

I’m not angry that he… has money? Is wealthy?? If I wrote people off for just being rich, I could never enjoy many famous musicians, artists, actors, and so on, ever again. I don’t care that he’s rich.

I also do understand why he is popular. I understand why people praise him giving away money over the similarly-wealthy celebrities who don’t (or just don’t publicize it). I am glad he is really giving away real money that helps people who are struggling. I understand the appeal of the fantasy that if you just retweet, if you just get plucked from obscurity and featured in a video of his, you, too, can have your life instantly transformed by an incredible amount of money.

What I am angry about is the grotesqueness of it all. I’m not wrong to be skeeved out by the way he makes desperate people caper and dance for him in his little contests or in twitter sweepstakes. People have been criticizing and parodying game shows and reality TV for decades for exploiting people for entertainment, and that’s what he does. He is a game show host, production company, brand, and dude all rolled into one. Instead of pouring his money into literally any other worthwhile artistic or philanthropic venture, he has chosen to Build His Brand on dangling big nets of cash over people’s heads and saying, “jump! :) go on!! Isn’t this fun! :) Don’t forget to like and subscribe and buy Feastables!!”

And I hate it.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[nkim-illustrates]

Wolves and Cats in Hanbok.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

[bunjywunjy]

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

[dduane]

…Another epic.

[tea-lime]

Wexter brings so much joy

[thoughtstherapy]

@thoughtstherapy

[priestessofcreation-deactivated]

I do not see posts like this very often. Take note.

[wynsvre]

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

[mikkeneko]

do you print out a copy of this to include with your CV

[chaser]

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Fan The Flames

Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!

[naamahdarling]

Slam that button! Do the numbers!

[radiofreederry]

[yoneda-emma]

a shark meets a tuna

the shark says "hi, fish"

the tuna says "what should we do, fish?"

the shark says "it's your choice, fish"

[yoneda-emma]

the large pen turns to the small pen and says "crayon"

[yoneda-emma]

what do you call a cookie under a tree? a shadowy place

[yoneda-emma]

what language do you speak in a sauna? swiss-german

[yoneda-emma]

no matter how dense you are, Goethe was a poet

[yoneda-emma]

the plural of radish is horseradish

[yoneda-emma]

what do you do when you drink coke and beer? you collapse

[yoneda-emma]

two magnets meet and one says "I don't know what to wear today"

[yoneda-emma]

what do CEOs drink? tapwater

[beemovieerotica]

we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking

[beemovieerotica]

jellyfish are over-abundant / invasive species in many ecosystems thanks to human activity, and they undergo "blooms" in which their numbers can drown out other species

these blooms are so disruptive they've been known to clog hydroelectric dams and cause massive blackouts

jellyfish fishing is insanely easy, cost effective, and does not disturb marine substrate/reefs like other types of fishing

you can literally dip a net into the water and scoop them up. a child can do this.

the limiting factor for jellyfish consumption right now is that westerners just don't eat them

jellyfish are very high in protein, and half of this is in the form of collagen (great for your joints, skin, muscles, and hair) plus low in carbs and fat

they are flavorless and have a crisp crunch to them, and will absorb the flavor of whatever they're marinated in. you can prepare them to taste however you want!!

in conclusion, eat jellyfish

[iwilleatyourenglish]

for people who are sensitive to texture, jellyfish can be altered quite a bit. it can be thinly sliced, turned into noodles, made into soup, dehydrated, powdered and added to food, or even made into an ice cream-like dessert.

don't just go out and eat any jellyfish you find, though, because some are toxic.

[tizzymcwizzy]

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)