CEO of poop

they prescribed me adderal because i'm annoying as fuck | 27 | queer

[brucespringsteencomments]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[slavery]

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[slavery]

[depsidase]

[cyber-corp]

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

[hotvampireadjacent]

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[dogpuppy]

[engygeron]

when the fat guy is gay 😋 #teamfatandgay

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[greycatbird]

Ladies get off tiktok we need you over on ebird

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[speedlimit15]