CEO of poop

they prescribed me adderal because i'm annoying as fuck | 27 | queer

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[todaysbird]

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

x

[priorwalterxxxii]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[segamascott]

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[botccher]

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

[mrhealyourgirl]

bird courtship looks like this to me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[dogpuppy]