An awkward person's blog

[27||she/her] {dogperson/intp/plant-based/ravenclaw} Sometimes I draw and write. Wee bit anxious, but always delighted to be talked to!

[birdwarde]

I present to you, the second bird in our Bird Bags lineup, The Pigeon!

Preorders will be available this Saturday for National Pigeon Day!

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[clarabosswald]

all of the snacks speaking to me from the fridge as i try to pick one

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[lillie-and-stuff]

Pride & Prejudice X Gale & Tav

Scene redrawww but it’s Gale and my Tav at Waterdeep 🙏

“And how are you this evening, Mrs. Dekarios?”

Gale is so Darcy coded but he’d never insult your entire family (unless of course… you’re a sorcerer)

Stay tuned for some writing about them soon 👀

[fenharel]

Let's do it your way then. So long as it's with you.

[nariarts]

I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.

Via bsky

[nariarts]

never mind, I can make it!!

[nariarts]

Update;

She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.

I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.

She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.

Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.

Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.

[elodieunderglass]

Ok thank GOD there’s an update.

[beardedmrbean]

[blogofex]

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

[therobotmonster]

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

[talesfromtreatment]

I regret to report that Ruckus has a severe case of Very Silly Dog and there's nothing that can be done

[lordcryosrealmoftrash]

Okay but like in his defense, his name is Ruckus? What'd you think he'd be like

[talesfromtreatment]

When I got his litter as newborns I had been told that their father was a working line border collie and I named the pups as warnings to their future adopters: Ruckus, Mayhem, Chaos and Shenanigans.

Turned out there is basically no border collie in these dogs at all. They're mostly half a dozen small companion breeds/terriers. I was so relieved.

I was not expecting the names picked at birth to end up still being entirely prophetic for the entire litter

[speedygoreman]

PL text posts because I was bored

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[samuraiko]

Roger, it’s not for me - it’s for my friends — please bring good luck to the folks that I follow on here, they need it far more than I do. Thank you. :)

[animentality]

[theconcealedweapon]

[auurrra]

This will never not be funny.

[bored-cat-child]

Ich frag mich wie wohl dieser große schwarze Käfer heißt, den ich heute im Wald gesehen habe..?

*googelt Großer schwarzer Käfer*

ah.

[hotroadkill]

collection

[ultimomizu]

How my dad decided to tell me that our guests had left the house

[nudityandnerdery]