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Exhaustion in C#

[maxmorkson]

Happy Pride, bite a transphobe today 💙

[laminatorman]

i feel like tumblr would appreciate the Rivers of London series.

like we have:

Narrator/main character who wanted to be an architect and describes all buildings in very specific terminology who also can recognise when ghosts are from because of their clothes because he watched too much Doctor Who

Debatably immortal guy from the 40s, canonically aroace, dead wife character is some guy he knew who died in the war, gets annoying about Latin conjugations

Terrifying housemaid who eats people. also writes rpf about the first two characters and posts it on ao3

Toby the dog

The living embodiment of a river, very slay

Police officer whose face fell off

Isaac Newton - the father of modern magic

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[valtsv]

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

[1mlostnow]

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[notholaenas]

twins at the carousel

[cikero]

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

[cikero]

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

[somniiloquy]

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

[nuggettiana]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

[archaicfirehydrants]

thats called a fever

[kirdoodl]

the engineers :)

[nightfuryobsessed]

@idgabuck the engineers :)

[waldocantshutup]

Computah…makes these guys super gay and horny /ref

[matches-only-burn]

this ryland and simon combo gives me such pure gender envy and i really couldn't tell you why lmao

[hourlycatphotos]

[badwolfkaily]

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[brosef-von-dudehomie]

I just watched the teaser trailer for the Bros movie and it was bad. It was 2015 Tumblr bad. It was "little girl dancing to celebrate a middle aged man getting dicked down" "I had sex with him, it was like someone injected steroids into Dumbledore" "Our museum is getting shut down because we said Abraham Lincoln was gay" "Remember straight people? They had a good run" Mic.com hot take Tumblr bad.

This isn't a containment breach anymore, they're trying to make the retardation on this site mainstream. Thank God it flopped because most people are normal and not stupid enough to go see a movie where the main characters call gay people dumb, and straight people terrorists, and replaceable.

The undercurrent of "gay people have as much sex as humanly possible with as many different partners as they can such makes the main character the odd one out because he can't maintain a relationship long enough to stumble into a bathroom and get s blowjob from a drunk hypersexual twink" is particularly cool. Good job. Totally doesn't make the gay community look responsible for some of the worst epidemics in recent history.

When the rhetoric in your trailer justifies homophobia, you might need to fire your writer, director, and the lead actor.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was the CEO of all the water. Idk what that even entails, but I was it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It's because I rarely post my own dreams as I rarely dream myself!

[kurara-black-blog]

"One time I dreamt" really makes sense now

[inthemidstofbuddie]

the year is 2064 and everyone is assigned an emoji at birth to decide which social class you’re in. your ninth most recent emoji is your assignment. mine is 🚨

[ntxtroubadour]

😍 ok then. I hope this not the horny old dude social class 😳

[uncle-cazador]

You fools! I have never used an emoji. I am free!

[dangerbooze]

🐡

[teaandjava]

🐜

[cryptotheism]

Pliny. Come on. You can't be like "Hyena balls soaked in honey can be used for spell of Make People Horny." and then tell me "Anyone who thinks you can tie a Hyena tooth your arm for Spell Of Spears Dont Kill You is a bogus fool."

[nn-ee-zz]

6 of Wands

[adac-offiziell]

Herr Doktor Lambert fühlt sich gerne sexy.

[schwuchteldampfer]

Socken sind nicht sexy hm?

[adac-offiziell]

Ey Junge wenn du nicht gleich still bist stopf ich dir seine alten stinkigen Socken ins Maul.

[teaandjava]

Wat is mit Schuhen?