Life Sucks Then You Die

Layton. 23. Male. Hey, that’s my bowl of cans.

[toadsandtiels]

[chickenfarmersan]

[twynksdisease]

[nflstreet]

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[unfortunately-awake]

[semiotextiana]

i wish i had a ps4 so i could smell the air thats coming out the back

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

For Real ✌ It’s The Little Things That Count I Mean Don’t Get Me Wrong I’ve Had My Fair Share Of Mistakes But For Real Its A New Year And I Am Trying To Be Better I Am Reading More Articles And Getting My Dick Sucked 4 Times A Week Or More I Used To Be In A Bad Way I Thought It Was Halloween But Turns Out It Hasn’t Been Halloween For 2 Years Puts Thing Into Perspective But I Dont Let It Define Me

[semiotextiana]

<3

[mens-rights-activia]

[progerin-deactivated20200116]

Don’t kill yourself your at least a 6❤️

[yekkes]

Some of you. Very embarrassing. Unlike me who is sexy

[sailorbrazil]

feel it

[spideymoth]

bur

[just-shower-thoughts]

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

[dammitradar]

finally a good fucking shower thought

[unclefather]

[anxietyproblem]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[thebootydiaries]

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you

dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch