hello.

Hi there. I'm Hope. 20. New York. Enjoy.

[detectivehole]

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

[detectivehole]

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

[repent-zoomer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[seongpinkhwa]

“women like hunting witches too, doing your dirty work for you” is literally such a clever fucking metaphor for how we’re programmed to fight against other women because of the internalized misogyny that’s been programmed into our brains and the men just sit back and benefit from us all fighting each other i’m losing it

[llttlemermaid]

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

[meladoodle]

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

[subtubitles]

[alwaysbewoke]

[jaespot]

THIS IS JOY.

[melanated-violet]

lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

[b99gif]

#consistent

[thursday]

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog snaps

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

[anxious-bi-bb-deactivated202006]

I love this tea

[sheabutterbitch]

I just screamed over this lol

[coelasquid]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

[death-limes]

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.

[xavea]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.

Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.

[lovesexandhumor]

16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix

[boshposh]

If you don’t don’t know what chlorine gas is it’s a gas that can kill you.

[haiku-robot]

if you don’t don’t know what chlorine gas is it’s a gas that can kill you

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[mysharona1987]

[sharabp]

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

[ruinedchildhood]

[kazeself]

wow this is a mood

[delicateavenuegardener]

Please don’t let your friends do this to you either

[tienetumbao420]

In a MARRIAGE , this is a whole different situation. It’s called respect . Y'all can still be friends , but the only best friend you should be having is your spouse 🤷🏾‍♀️

[gaysexhaver666]

Incorrect, You’re possessive and need to tone it down

[pastelpinkpunk0-blog]

In a MARRIAGE, that is called ABUSE

[gluten-free-pussy]

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

[gluten-free-pussy]

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

[parttimepup]

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

[cocksmasher69]

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

[monarda-fistulosa-deactivated20]

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

[idreamofjimmy]

[doctormemelordmd]

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic