Welcome to England

[bottomsurgery]

I hate these holy shit

[st--pvtrick]

Wait, what’s the difference between “shit” and “things”

[jrainbowribbonsj]

I’m afraid because I do many of these things and this shit! 

[teaholic-england]

How are half these things bad?!

[jrainbowribbonsj]

“Because racial stereotyping is funny! Hehehehehehahahaha!” 

(I have no idea. The only one that’s ‘bad’ is dying in hot air balloon accidents… and maybe socks with sandals.) 

[teaholic-england]

But what if you’re in a place that’s warm most of the year? I think clothing depends on the climate... I think you should facetime your pet if you’re far away or something like fighting in a war, at college, etc.Studying abroad is an awesome thing to do no matter what.

[teaholic-england]

It’s really fucking cramped!!!!

[teaholic-england]

I need help!!!! At least signal boost this!

I’m currently staying with my dad at my aunt’s and would greatly appreciate at least a signal boost. Can some of you try to donate here? gofund.me/46h90w

[teaholic-england]

//PLEASE... I need some help

[bottomsurgery]

I hate these holy shit

[st--pvtrick]

Wait, what’s the difference between “shit” and “things”

[jrainbowribbonsj]

I’m afraid because I do many of these things and this shit! 

[teaholic-england]

How are half these things bad?!

[teaholic-england]

Overheard in the comic book store:

Kid 1: You’re such a dick, I heard you call yourself 'J-San', I mean, you’re not even fucking Japanese you fucking weeb.

Kid 2: My name's Jason you twat.

[teaholic-england]

It’s really fucking cramped!!!!

[teaholic-england]

I need help!!!! At least signal boost this!

I’m currently staying with my dad at my aunt’s and would greatly appreciate at least a signal boost. Can some of you try to donate here? gofund.me/46h90w

[big-buff-cheato-puff-deactivate]

“Are you going to share your dirty whore with your friends tonight, Master?” //this is from another group of kinky sentence starters. I had them saved but can't tell which ones they are. I know I can't get to the admin's rules

((That’s fine! :3 ))

Matt hummed thoughtfully, “If you think you’re up to it, Pet…~”

[teaholic-england]

//I'm sorry I will still rp with you I just was hoping you wanted to answer with Alfred. If you don't ship them thats ok. Also I'm assuming Matt is 2p! Canada? Arthur blinked up at the scruffy Canadian, he was hoping that was his master's wish. "I'm wanting to please you anyway."

[radiocandy]

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

[ithadtobethemoon]

as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this

[bitterblackbitch]

He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the last 400k #ChallengeFuckingAccepted

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[br0nzed-beauty]

Me rn

[dead-to-mex-blog]

Can i please i literally need this. My family is broke and i wear the same pair of shoes everyday.

[patriotichearts-deactivated2016]

A moment of silence for all the discontinued Girl Scout Cookies.

[teaholic-england]

I know, I still miss the cinnamon worlds... -secret girl scout cookie lover-

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/02/the-15-best-girl-scout-cookies-of-all-time/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Scout_Cookies#Discontinued

http://vintagegirlscout.com/cookietimeline.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/11/girl-scout-cookies_n_1197489.html

[sexygeriatrics]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this is THE MONEY DOG reblog in 10 sec or you will never have a rich dog again

had to reblog, too risky not to

[teaholic-england]

He nodded at Alfred before frowning as the American was going to get hit himself. “Stop it both of you. I don’t want to ban you from the tavern.” He shrieked at the fighting men, hoping that would fix things. He was grateful that the American had stepped in on his behalf. Arthur quickly got to his feet. He needed help getting the two drunks home.</>

[dankestspooky]

Arthur asked for the American's name. He was curious about the other but wasn't trying to be overly forward at all. He pointed out which homes belonged to each of the 2 men. They dropped them both off and then headed to Arthur's room at the tavern. "You're welcome to stay in the spare bedroom."

[eyefocusing]

[teaholic-england]

eyefocusing:

//Too cute..

[familycomputerrobot-deactivated]

DO NOT DELETE ANY SIDE BLOGS RIGHT NOW

tumblr has screwed up again and whatever update they made, it caused the site to glitch and delete YOUR ENTIRE ACCOUNT. it just happened to me, and i had to remake my entire account. please, please, please be careful guys

[shy-germany]

Reblog if you still like Hetalia

I feel like a lot of people have been leaving the fandom lately, and it bums me out a little. So, I want to see how many of us are still hanging on!

[pretyhurts-deactivated20140501]

A NEW VIRUS FOUND!

THE VIRUS DELETED MY FRIEND POSTS!

The Virus rebloged my posts nonstop something like this:

I told it to my friend, and she came in to this tumblr and then the tumblr log out, and when she come in all her posts been deleted!

SO IF YOU SAW A RANDOM NUMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS: zgfg54rfg54543

DON’T COME IN TO THIS BLOG! IT WILL DELETE ALL YOUR POSTS ON TUMBLR! IF THE VIRUS WILL SEND YOU A MAIL JUST DELTE THE MESSAGE! THANK YOU!

REBLOG THIS IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT!

[henamyung]

Be careful, guys!