aengus' blog wheee

aengus - he/him - esoteric prophet, comprised soley of hozier lyrics and literally mollymauk tealeaf from the hit show critical role. fandom sideblog is @workedupovernothing but you'll still see dnd and also asscreed stuff here. art is @alchemicaccident everywhere (i make videos)

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[theborgchives]

Thimblee

[masterboa]

how does charlie slimecicle do that

[nacht---hexe]

according to the tumblr guidelines, I'm not allowed to talk about how my dad used to beat me, since that's text that features the abuse of a minor (or anyone that appears to be a minor), which is really strangely lumped in with 'content that facilitates or promotes child abuse'. I mean, I'd say that not being allowed to talk about child abuse under threat of censorship 'facilitates or promotes child abuse' a lot more.

[tealeafstarot]

can birdwatching become an obsession

[roxyfication]

no more sex. we ran out of sex

[roxyfication]

[cultheadquarters]

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[bubixoxo]

AND NOW FANART TIME! My boi Molly from The Mighty Nein

[michalandrzej]

bubi. wow.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

reviews are in

[hexfruit]

"plenty of good meat on there"

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!?!

THERES NOTHING LEFT.

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[xanfeursel]

i love when a bunny looks like this

[taffywabbit]

some faves from my collection that fit this sorta genre. i also think they are kind of awesome

[ozth]

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

[ozth]

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[ssv-raven]

Reading in 2026

[dovewithscales]

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[thewormlord]

*my first day as an assassin*

me: i work in the dark to serve cunt.

*Altaïr visibly annoyed* That’s not how the saying goes.

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[hunkennedynation]

not sure if theres any pmoon/ac fans on this site

i was playing tomodachi life and my ezio caught feelings for don?? besides that though i do think if we push historical tensions aside, i think don quixote and ezio would get along/relate to one another!

[tealeafstarot]

@4ngel-v1rus isnt one of these guys your guy