Freddie 👉👉

•22 •he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ •the only excuse for the some of the things I do is that I’m queer •guess if I’m a boy or a girl •let me confuse you sexually •thirst trap •the hot in hot mess

[thefuzzydave]

so much smol

[semprejogabonito]

Who the fuck are you? Snow White?

[catchymemes]

[perfectquote]

“The things I find most beautiful about a person are almost never physical.”

— Mark Patterson

[unpretty]

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

[unpretty]

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

[unpretty]

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

[unpretty]

business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock

home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.

[radiodark]

Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life

[radiodark]

BRIAN

[natsusume]

[emil]

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

[emil]

they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost

the face of a man scandalized

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solo-munroe]

“You have been a joy to raise”

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Fear responses are not a choice.

They are part of the autonomic nervous system, which is not voluntary. They are the nervous system reconditioning itself in response to trauma for the purpose of survival. There's nothing weak about it. It's your body showing its ability to adapt to its environment and survive, which we know as survival of the fittest. Those who've actually read Darwin know that fittest doesn't mean strongest, but most adaptable. So not only does your fear response not mean you're weak, it means you are fit af.

[aspiritualwarrior]

“If you can sit down quietly and listen compassionately to that person for one hour, you can relieve a lot of his suffering. Listen with only one purpose: to allow the other person to express himself and find relief from his suffering. Keep compassion alive during the whole time of listening. You have to be very concentrated while you listen. You have to focus on the practice of listening with all your attention, your whole being: your eyes, ears, body, and your mind. If you just pretend to listen, and do not listen with one hundred percent of yourself, the other person will know it and will not find relief from his suffering. If you know how to practice mindful breathing and can stay focused on the desire to help him find relief, then you will be able to sustain your compassion while listening.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh

[salty-inc]

It just be like that sometimes

[lamotriginerash]

Visual Representation of Euphoric Mania

[wecopewithourptsdwithmemes]

[secretlysmut]

me: *has a praise kink*

also me: *can’t take a fucking compliment*

[an0nymz]

In BDSM this is why we have gags, or even just the ability to cover your mouth with a hand while we tell you how much we think of you and how we wouldn’t be doing this to you in the first place if you weren’t absolutely worth our time, or even just that we think you have really nice eyes or something… While you’re left completely unable to deny any of it~

[redhead1533]

I… well I just learned something about myself. 🙈

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[neosatsuma]

[flock]

wait a second im sexy

[mosstiger]

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

[charlesoberonn]

All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

[charlesoberonn]

Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.

[charlesoberonn]

Wait, I just had an idea.

It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.

[harbingerofsorrow]

Hey, we’ve already got it started in Florida, just come join me we’re almost Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ, ηασ ει vιδισσε δισπθτανδο cομπλεcτιτθρ, σιντ λαορεετ ιντερπρεταρισ εαμ ιδ.

[whitmerule]

vuoi alzare la voce? Non riesco a capire :(

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Pwy adeiladodd y tŵr ‘ma fan hyn, te

[all-pacas]

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

[all-pacas]

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST but anyway here’s my cat stalking trucks (on the ceiling)

[icup]