Bucky Deserved Better

M | xix | Ravenclaw | Trash™ One of my many talents is shredding on the Kazoo

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time: next year is 2020

me: yeah

time: this means that 2010 would have been 10 years ago

me: no

[pinsir]

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[cowgirlmilkers]

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[otherwindow]

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

[ixar-of-the-bargains]

Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Everyone in the Star Wars universe minding their own business:

Emperor Palpatine:

[solarsyrup]

Still blows my mind how quickly capitalism self-destructed streaming tv

Like netflix rejuvenated a dying market and made it way more afforadable and accessible, and then… everyone needed a slice of the pie and fucked the whole thing up

Incredible

[solarsyrup]

An actual genius: What if we made television convenient and inexpensive again?

Corporations: What if we milked this money cow until it fucking DIED

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if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[toytowns]

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

[squigglebug]

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[renpai1]

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the women of euphoria ✨

[ioverwrotethem-deactivated20201]

Give Zendaya all the awards.

[tstylesgifs]

Gucci Memoire d'Une Odeur

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Ant-Man and the Wasp Respond to IGN Comments

[clintbartons]

Joe Keery as Steve Harrington in Stranger Things 3 (2019)

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[reclaimingtwilight]

i mean... yeah

[678i0u]

#me talking to my crush

[90stv-deactivated20191212]

like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

[jimmyhopper]

#s3 steve said gay rights #king of character development