My lame blog

Sarena Harmon. 8-28-97. Loyal Directioner since March 11 2011. Mixer. 5sos fan. I like animals more than people. Personal blog?

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How do Chinese cooks cut vegetables

[comrade-rat]

At first I was like, oh neat some fun tricks to make chopping faster and less messy, and then he made an extendable potato and I died

[teamstarkhon]

Just a reminder of how handsome my son is. And how dumb. Wouldn’t be able to get through the semester without you. #LordSterling #Cats #dormlife https://www.instagram.com/p/B5spxI1j4I1/?igshid=1kay2ro8aie3u

[daily-incineroar]

(transparent) if ur mean to scorbunny, incineroar goes to ur house and breaks ur kneecaps

[shmeards]

informal poll

“fuck boys get money” means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

[warpedchyld]

God bless punctuation and the English language

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[soft-symbiote]

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[teamstarkhon]

Being a writer: “I love writing. I can write a whole world of words!” “Like what?” “😳” Inspired by a quote from the Ten Minute Power Hour from @gamegrumps https://www.instagram.com/p/Brf4n3_D2Av/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1waskyfv19v12

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[nautilusing]

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

[teamstarkhon]

Ernest is shook

[aaronsmithtumbler]

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

[val-ritz]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

[killmongersgurl]

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

[killmongersgurl]

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

[killmongersgurl]

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

[killmongersgurl]

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

[killmongersgurl]

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

[killmongersgurl]

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

[killmongersgurl]

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

[killmongersgurl]

“niggers.”

[killmongersgurl]

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

[killmongersgurl]

MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

[killmongersgurl]

CAN MY NIGGA O’MALLEY GET A FEW FOLLOWS?

[princessstevens]

THIS ENTIRE POST WAS HILARIOUS AND INFORMATIVE!

[fvlani]

I’m sorry but, ‘zeta apple yeehaw pie’ took me out.

[thedreadpirateblogger]

I didn’t really appreciate Aang until this picture.

When I was young, Aang got on my nerves. “Make the tough calls, take responsibility, grow up! I’ve had to!” 

I gave him no mercy for his age because, at the time, I was younger than him. He annoyed me when he slacked on his training, when he didn’t listen to Jeong Jeong, when he refused to kill the Firelord. Him and every other character who would give up the greater good to keep the moral high ground. Your principles don’t matter, results do!

It wasn’t until I got older that I saw Aang differently. He was a child, trying to do what was right, who never wanted to do any harm. And he was exactly what the world needed. Aang was a peaceful soul in war time, gentle when others were cruel, merciful when others were unforgiving, and he reminded everyone how to laugh in a world that had long forgotten how to have fun.

Even after years of hardship, losing absolutely everything and waking up to fight a war, Aang still loved life. He loved marble tricks, penguin sledding, and most of all, he loved people. Aang annoyed me because he was naive, but now inspires me because even after he saw the world at it’s worst, he didn’t forget how to be a kid at heart. In this picture, middle aged and with the weight of the world on his shoulders, Aang not only lets some weird guy by the docks take his picture, but does so with absolute glee. 

Aang shouldn’t be more like me, I should be more like Aang.

[element-of-change]

amen to this

holy fuck

[dankest-of-lies]

Reblog this or die.

[hxtml]

[feministism]

[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

[neveria]

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

[antiracistfeministanarchy]

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

[abbeydoesthings]

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

[belleandwhistle]

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Here’s another nice one.

[witchaj]

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

[borealing]

Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

[madgastronomer]

Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.

[alls-well-that-ends-weird]

So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’

also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool

He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends

[space-pagan-deactivated20190314]

There’s an excellent YouTube channel called How to Make Everything and it goes into depth about how one could make all of the things we use today in the case of societal collapse. His video on toothpaste made me realise we really don’t know how to make that and it’s tough and it tastes like shit unless you get it just right…

@pastelnightvale I feel like you’d like this

[animentality]

Says a lot about our generation that we really need to extensively plan for our apocalyptic survival

[kscotter]

Please watch this whole thing

[teamstarkhon]

Do it