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They/She | 1996 Mostly just lurking! Art Blog @4xtheSweets.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[biposi]

Fuck it

[nugster25]

screw it

[soooonotsketchy]

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

[atrashgoblin]

yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week

[f-e-aye]

At this point I’m willing to try basically anything, it can’t hurt.

[okthatsgreat]

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

[okthatsgreat]

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

[okthatsgreat]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[casceth]

one of the bsky devs blocked more than 300K users including me because he used a blocklist for ai haters lmao

[casceth]

idk how much people on here know about it, but its probably because he admitted to using ai to code the site a few months ago, and the site has been functioning poorly ever since and i think hes losing his mind that the userbase he hates so much is making fun of him for it. (we havent been blocked from using the site if that isnt clear, like he blocked us from his official account)

[casceth]

oh and yes its the same guy who put his phone in a pool to cool it off when it got overheated

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[eggblackoutpoetry]

woag

[only-tiktoks]

[laughingfish]

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

[teaboot]

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[legally-a-bastard]

possessed by a racecar(tragic)

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"

[plagueship-deactivated20260202]

Baby

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When she struggles to pick up the food (cr 高铭)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[pigeon3gg]

drawfee is such a good channel because everyone contains so many multitudes what do you MEAN julia "count the posts" "im using blender" lepetit is the same person who drew that bobby hill. insanity

[kosmogrl]

my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[agnesmontague]

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

[discar]

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

[agnesmontague]

this one’s my favorite actually

[zekedms]

Not to make a serious post too much but remember how angry everyone rightly was about bread companies adding sesame because it's cheaper to poison people than clean your machinery?

Yeah well it's happening in other foods. I already posted about Kellogg's doing it to cereal bars and Austin Snack Crackers but now it's in greens CVS granola bars and Jenny Fucking Craig cheesecake which btw record level they added EVERY allergen to that shit.

[zekedms]

Anyway if you have allergies be fucking careful because we're expendable and if you don't please get fucking angry for us. They're already making your food worse to save money but they're also going to kill someone this way.

[zekedms]

It is! But this is a legal loophole being exploited by the companies.

From my understanding, companies are required to thoroughly clean equipment of major allergens between products. That takes time and money and it's a lot cheaper and easier to say something has an allergen than to clean it.

But the FDA won't let you add anything to the ingredients that's not actually an ingredient. I can't just say there's coconut in my oat milk before i used the blender before to make coconut milk.

So they add a small amount, more than a trace but not enough to cost any significant amount or mess with the end result too much and oh look, now it's part of the recipe. No cleaning needed, it just uses peanut flour, how convenient!

In short, it's not cross contamination when it's an ingredient.

Bread Suppliers 'Adding Sesame' as Seed Becomes Top Allergen

Allergic Living finds adding sesame to bread products a growing practice to skirt new U.S. allergen law. Nonprofits are upset, concerned.

FDA urged to prohibit food companies from intentionally adding an allergen, sesame, to evade cross-contamination rules

As a result, many manufacturers are labeling foods and cleaning up production practices to prevent foods from becoming contaminated with ses

[zekedms]

Kellogg's, Unintended Consequences, and the Death of 'May Contain'

Large food manufacturers are implementing fundamental changes in anticipation of FSMA directives. Is that a good thing?

Adding another clarification reblog - this is not just about sesame, sesame was the major inciting incident in January. The granola bars add peanut butter so they don't have to maintain a higher cleaning standard due to shared equipment.

The cheesecake adds every nut oil on this very Earth for the same reason.

Kellogg's has been doing this since 2016 btw

[zekedms]

This is just pretty awesome actually thank you

[1localpossum]

[ID: First photo shows a granola bar box labeled “Gold Emblem” followed by “Chewy Dipped Chocolate Chip Granola Bars.” White writing on a red background with images of a chocolate covered granola bar and a small bowl of chocolate on the left. /End ID]

[ID: Second photo shows the nutrition label for the granola bars, and under allergy information it lists “almond, coconut, milk, peanut, soy, wheat.” It also reads “may contain other tree nuts not listed” a few lines down and separate from allergen information. /End ID]

[ID: Third photo shows a package labeled “chocolate truffle cheesecake” on a dark pink background with a chocolate cheesecake pictured on the left side. /End ID]

[ID: Fourth and final photo shows the allergen label for the chocolate truffle cheesecake and lists allergens as “almond, cashew, coconut, egg, milk, peanut, pecan, soy, walnut, wheat.” /End ID.]

[ID: A series of tags has been screenshotted and added with the tag poster’s username not visible. It reads in all lowercase “#honest to god tho im not expert but i feel like a legal case can be made against this. #fdas supposed to make them prevent cross contamination or at least i thought #and idk if the ada is applicable here but it covers allergies.” /End ID]

[ID: a screenshot reads “mudpuddlenl reblogged your post” followed by the tags “#gonna recommend people here the app soosee #it allows you to input dietary restrictions and allergies and then let you scan a product label #and it’ll highlight stuff that is you input #i.e. if you input peanuts as an allergy it’ll flag all peanut ingredients (including peanut oil) #of course companies shouldn’t do this in the first place but if you’re worried about not overlooking something on the packaging #just. check it out idk #it comes in several languages too!” /End ID]

[silky-selkie]

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[slushyseals]

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-