Confessions of an Obsessive Fangirl

This is the record of my descent into madness. Enjoy!

[sophicals]

I just realised something

[megatraven]

if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream

[surprisebitch]

i dont know how to handle this

[robotmango]

shoutout to the real villain of cap3: the person who told steve rogers that peggy was dead VIA TEXT

like Jesus, dude, maybe use a couple of those Anytime Minutes. start a real conversation with “i am so sorry to be the one to tell you this.” it’s not a fuckin telegram where you’re buying words per nickel. CARTER PUSHING DAISIES STOP BUMMER STOP WELL GOTTA RUN

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

im a level 56 emo. I cast 3 shadows and one of them isnt even mine. its an astral projection of pete wentzs shadow from 2008

[almaza-deactivated20160914]

if you’re a man, i’m not interested in hearing your critiques on how superficial and obsessed women are with beauty. discuss instead how patriarchy created a society that resulted in women placing their entire self-worth on their appearances and how you, as a man, can change a culture that produces that. 

[tachikoma]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

👅👅👅👅👅👅🍑🍑

[lindsaychrist]

[ninetails-deactivated20240104]

girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts 

[smhc]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[waexwei-deactivated20151124]

Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up

[classicnaruto]

I thought this was about donkey kong

[fullmiddlemalcolmist]

if its not about donkey kong then who

[problematicparrot]

[cbdnrd]

Science is so cool

[squidwurd]

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[caffeinatedunicorn]

I feel like Oscar Isaac is the kind of guy where if you say something in a noisy group of people and no one notices, he gives you a little wink to let you know you didn’t go completely unheard

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by TechnicallyRon)

[sinbadism]

im both people

[ironiclove-deactivated20171130]

person writing this: gemini, scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, libra, virgo, aries

the wife: PISCES, cancer, leo, taurus

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[a-gay-catgirl]

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

[flittering-sylph]

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

[gollyplot]

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

[kingfucko]

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

[beanmom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)