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ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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bettalucknexttime

stop putting fish in bowls 2k18!!

rowandriftwood

ADHD is chanting “walnuts, walnuts, walnuts, walnuts …” under your breath 300 times, then getting distracted for half a second and forgetting to add the fucking walnuts to the banana bread before putting it in the oven.

spookyadhd

oh wow i didn’t know chanting something is a thing other people do to remember stuff

lesbeet

how about when you’ve been chanting the thing for too long and your brain tunes it out so you forget to do the thing while literally verbally reminding yourself to do the thing

yahargul

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

luseroftheyear

my psych recently explained that the reason so many of us with adhd who were once considered gifted in childhood struggle and get diagnosed later is because of lack of structure.

in elementary, everything was mapped out for us, we got packets, our homework came with written instructions, etc.

and then middle school or high school or college or work slapped us with No Routine, and made us have to build our own, but because we have adhd and we’re easily sidetracked, those routines often arent built.

we’re left scrambling to try to keep everything together as much as we can.

inkskinned

i have all these plans but my hands are a paper cup and the dreams leak on out the bottom. like i watch opportunities bang on my window and i wave at them as they go by. i want to be bigger and better and in control of my future but instead i sit here wondering why i can’t argue myself into moving.

ammit420

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

ammit420

“fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“

asterein

Lance, being dropped in a tank of acid: It’s like I’m exfoliating

holi-holy

I love the fact that this looks like a total shitpost but is actually what happened

44bugs

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leekqueen39

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44bugs

Hey vocalold38,

Suck my pumpkin flavored dick!