Inapropro Content

This is where I come to document my favorite 18+ wonders of the internet. In the event you aren't at least 18 years of age, I think it best that you return here once you are.

[ccattnipp]

good night

[araneapeixes]

how about that hot girl summer

(pose credit to this awesome piece!!)

[teatime-nsfw]

Beating your meat,,, aka tender ice rink

[teatime-nsfw]

Shirt that says in cursive:

“I sure wish I was cockwarming someone right now!”

[the-accidental-femme-bot]

Sorry I called you a 'good boy' in public. I just wanted to watch your brain short circuit.

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

To me dick is just dick but COCK means you truly want it

[siren-brainrot-boogaloo]

BALDUR’S DATE THIRST SERVER IS READY!

IF YOU’RE 18+ DM ME FOR A LINK (I’m pretty sure publicly posting discord links is how you get spam bots… right?)

[greelin]

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

[greelin]

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

[wolchefant]

[schakira]

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

[iszyjfry]

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

[schakira]

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

[beyond-a-name]

I'm so happy for these people it's unreal. This is a big part of why sex-positivity and kink are so important. There are many different flavours of healthy mutual intimacy, and it's not helpful to shut them down just because they're not mainstream or not for everybody.

[teatime-nsfw]

Vash “The Trigun” Stanpede would whimper if you blew him

[teatime-nsfw]

You know what? Fine. You know what he’d also do? He’d mutter “Sorry, sorry” into your shoulder as he fucked you because he just couldn’t handle how much he felt for you. He’d bury his face into your shoulder and choke out “fuck” and “you feel too good” as he absolutely tried so hard to be gentle and tender, but he’s so lost in the sensation that his hips just keep pumping, and he and his hips stutter when he asks if you’re ok if you’re feeling good and he can hang on juuuust long enough for you to nod back, breathless.

You know what, he WOULD whimper “You’re perfect” as he gets close and he WOULD try to make you cum before he does he would hold on for dear LIFE until he was sure you came first and then he’d yelp and come and flop on top of you and pet your hair with that dopey golden retriever look in his eyes until he fell asleep while carding his fingers through your hair

[teatime-nsfw]

Vash “The Trigun” Stanpede would whimper if you blew him

[sapropel]

My favorite sex act is called the 169 where two people engage in reciprocal oral sex and a 3rd person off to the side on the same bed as them lays perfectly still arms across their chest like a vampire and gets a wonderful beautiful nap

[sapropel]

My second favorite sex act is called "Daddy's Woodland Chainsaw Massacre"

[teatime-nsfw]

Me, pointing to a queer couple:

“Ok which one of you is bad at ULTRAKILL and which one of you purposefully loses at it so the buttplug.io goes brrrrrrrr”

[teatime-nsfw]

What if I made a nerdfucker central blog. What if I got back into writing smut SOLELY to supplement tumblr’s nerdfucker content. If nobody’s doing it someone should.

[iahfy]

lingerie shamir

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[1-800-garbage]

I’m super sexual but like also I’m super shy which don’t mix well