That is sooooo 5 second-breakfasts ago

Jawn. NSFW. I've been called a "Religious Experience without religion or experience"

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[theconcealedweapon]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clown-funeral]

[nocerealmilk]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

“King” sized “Queen” sized, even sized for “Twins” but no “Wizard” sized? Discrimination. How will I dress my impossibly dimensioned bed now Bed, Bath, & “Beyond”?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

This is what really killed them as a franchise you know, this and not carrying good quality curtain rods…

you only had three jobs bed, bath, and beyond… how did you think you would get away with poor quality curtain rods…

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[myspace]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[mothman-etd]

[gothicprep]

heartening saga honestly

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[ghiblish]

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[neosatsuma]

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇