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Hey Starry, you're so hot when you're getting revenge.

But maybe you should also get therapy?

#tav x astarion #astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Good Astarion #cazador szarr #I suprt Astarion's right but more importantly Astarion's wrongs #bg3 cazador #astarion needs a hug #BG3 Therapist Needed #vampire boyfriend #I support Astarion's rights but more importantly I support his wrongs #Hes hot when hes mean

straightboyfriend

savannahfaerie

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

antoschauniverse

Jonas: There's got to be some way to open this. Carter: Yeah, stand back. Samantha Carter🔥🔥

catasters

knuckle-actual

I think the towel may be concealing a creature, but I’m not 100% sure

This is a mimic

That sound 😭😅

GIVE ME TIME TO CATCH MY BREATH

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

treestomeetyou

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tell me something soft

damnbluewires

im in love with strangers sometimes

the guy who asked a street musician to play his guitar for a bit, so i stayed to listen, and when he was done i gave him a tip, much to his amusement

the woman in a wheelchair i met at the bus stop who was visiting her fathers grave, and she later wrote and sent me a poem

a guy who i found lost in the woods with a dead phone, so i guided him out and contacted his family and waited until they came to collect him. he told me how he lost his leg in a fire while we were waiting

a girl in the bus stop who asked me for a cigarette, and told me about her issues with her first ever boyfriend, and genuinely listened to my advice

an old man at the bar who laughed at my joke, so i asked him for advice on how to repair my old radio, since he knew more about them than i did

and that are only a few recent examples, not even counting all the ones i have had online

the humanity is actually lovely, if you know how to see it

technicallysecretchaos

I fall madly and deeply in love with people so easily. For so many years I believed this was a curse as I would live these larger than life romances in the blink of an eye, without ever having a conversation with the person. I would repress these feelings, hard, until I became a person who could not feel at all. My life had no colour.

But then I moved to a new city, completely alone, and met an artist who would not look out of place being immortalised on the walls of the Louvre. The way she held herself, the grace with which she flowed through a room, her laugh that sounded like a star burst.

Suddenly there was colour seeping into the deepest crevasses of my subconscious, like soft tendrils entangling themselves in every fibre of my soul.

I allowed myself the fantasy; the idea of us walking through a forest or dancing in a field of barley. I lived a lifetime in a moment and, for the first time in too many years, I felt the white heat of joy spreading through me.

Life is so much more beautiful when you're in love with it.

woman-becomer

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

post-uwuifier

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

meepmoopmaap

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

post-uwuifier

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

theshitpostcalligrapher

i seem to be extremely late to the gimmick blog hullabaloo

I'm silly ass hell

i love my two gay and funny dads :)

cock

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

luftwaffel-deactivated20131125

who did you have to kill to get that URL

flashdrive-fucker

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock