This is my Page

My name is Maggie. I am human... Age: 21 Things: stuff If you've got any suggestions for what else to put here, hit me up.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thuri-ly-made-madej]

[thebattleblog]

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

[pistachi0corner]

Great!

[teddyclopse]

That’s just before my birthday!

[fifthtee]

Cats in Hats

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[pinkfloydd]

[motherpup-blog1]

outrageously good looking family

[kitty]

[acewizard]

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

[itistired]

Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)

Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives

[gokuma]

But… that’s idiotic? I mean, the natural balance would be so messed up large parts of the Earth would become inhabitable? Plus we didn’t see any of the trees turn to dust or anything. If that comment is real, it’s not really thought out

[teddyclopse]

Okay so there’s not enough resources to support the galaxy. So wouldn’t getting rid of half of those resources like livestock and crops just make it a wash?

[jamesrhodey]

[10/?] (insp.) 

[jamesrhodey]

[11/?]

[jamesrhodey]

[8/?] 

[tastefullyoffensive]

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

[morathor]

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.

[geeklyfanboying]

@sparklesmaug? @dog-of-ulthar?

[gravityfalls]

After 1,000 years, Shmebulock is finally able to talk…and talk he does to our friends at Oh My Disney… so he can reveal Gravity Falls: Lost Legends, the original graphic novel written by Alex Hirsch!

Pre-order your copy before Shmebulock’s curse is restored: http://di.sn/6005DlnvT

[unlimited-memes]

[blond-shell]

I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.

[teddyclopse]

@elevenharkness-vas-computerchair You are such a Tina!

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[throwbackblr]