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"I’M GOING TO MURDER ZACHARIAH GODDAMNED ROOSEVELT AND NO JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVICT ME" ~ IGN Review "fucking hell zach"-Gamespot 9.5/11

[illidanstolemylegendariezs-deac]

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes b) a c) b

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me at a party: so who brought brawl

[woodmeat]

"911 what’s your emergency?"

"if i was there what would we be doing 😏"

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Bae: babe come over

Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven

Bae: my parents aren't home

Me: I literally just put them in the oven

[michigrim]

This is a picture of Kazuhira Miller’s english voice actor recording lines

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I don't see any damn fiddles

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Being my friend is basically signing a contract that you are willing to hear random weird shit at any and all hours of the day

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I DRANK COW TITTY JUICE AND I DIDN'T CUM EVERYWHERE? THIS IS SOME BABY BACK BULLSHIT

A real, actual thing I said just now

[tyberiousductor]

there he is…

[daigunzan-archive-blog]

where’s the rest of his trash dress, this can’t be all of it

[cr1tikal]

(x)

[hatos]

ok now that tumblr is recycling memes by liking them “ironically” my only question is when are we bringing the shoop da whoop meme back

[rainesage]

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!  O o  /¯____________________________ ______________  | BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! !!!!  \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ 

[kimpossibooty]

OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK WEAKLINGS AND I NEED HELP

[sandandglass]

[edgardelacambriole-7o049509309d]

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i put spy’s laugh through the electro house remix on wubmachine 

[dredsina]

some general boob-having problems

THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING

[jumpingjacktrash]

the expressions and body language in this are fantastic.

[thattallsummonerguy]

To all you lovely people with boobs, thank you for being awesome <3

[damnadoerable]

This is the realist shit that I have ever seen.

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"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?"

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You nerds with your meaningful relationships and happiness in life. I had a pretty damn hella pastrami sandwich this morning so who's winning now?

[kurei0]