スーパーHamtaro

I'm so sophisticated k'

[alltheladiesyouhate]

All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle

[teddygrahams-more]

Since when was a PS1's wireless controller a turtle?

[dicklefickle-deactivated2015071]

imagine if you got paid to masturbate 

[dicklefickle-deactivated2015071]

[teddygrahams-more]

Imagine if you got paid for every day you were single.

[immabunni]

[teddygrahams-more]

Dog about to chase the pussy

[teddygrahams-more]

Two days away from Christmas and my house doesnt have a chimney....How is Santa suppose to leave my presents :(

[teddygrahams-more]

So why are white people so obsessed with avocados, guacamole? 

[tornadoallie]

[simonwang]

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

[teddygrahams-more]

Bic - Because It Can

[youaremynirvana1]

Visit Original Link

[frigginflamingfawkes]

[iwillmindfuckyou]

this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website

[teddygrahams-more]

Excuse me while I go find myself a life

[teddygrahams-more]

have you ever thought that maybe Sonic the Hedgehog goes so fast because he's running away from his feelings...

[teddygrahams-more]

Would any one believe me if I said that I was almost forced raped 3 times by my 16 year old female friend when I was 19...

[skypestripper]

remember when third grade was stressful

[teddygrahams-more]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[teddygrahams-more]

Facebook > Tumblr Said no one ever.

[teddygrahams-more]

I trust the government like I trust drinking water from a lake in Africa.

[teddygrahams-more]

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

[teddygrahams-more]

Me: Pokemon Master with all Lv. 100 You: Fisherman with 6 magikarps 

[teddygrahams-more]

I'm a little teapot Short and stouts Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out I'm a very special pot  It's true Here's an example of what I can do I can turn my handle into a spout Tip me over and pour me out

[teddygrahams-more]

"Eat the PeanutButter... Or we will kill... Your whole fucking family"

[teddygrahams-more]

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... a friend of mine was wearing one when all of a sudden he was stabbed by the woman's husband.