"a little nonsense now and then...

...is relished by the wisest men." he/she // hapa 🇹🇭🇯🇵 // 18 @teddyrocker sideblog!!

[teddys-nonsense]

hi, i’m teddy!!

my main is @teddyrocker, i post all my art and fandom content there! this sideblog is where i put all my incessant yapping, unrelated reposts, and every now and then an art wip ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

you can find me on other sites as some variation of @.teddyrocker through my carrd.

#teddydraws <- art by me

#teddyspeaks <- text posts by me

#teddy’s frev tag <- i highly recommend blocking me being irritating about the french revolution

some oc universes of mine! the second star / pierre and étienne

my ko-fi <33

oh! and for anyone sensitive to suggestive content: i do occasionally reblog/draw suggestive material. i'm fond of a pinup. it is never explicit and will always be tagged with #risqué if you’d like to block that :)

if you follow/interact with me for frev content, please be aware this is a subject i am very new to!!!! your patience with me as i learn more is appreciated

[teddys-nonsense]

on rare occasions where the household doesn’t need anything to be cooked for a few hours, lizette (the cook) likes to play the fiddle, and she is sometimes joined by étienne, who plays the flute, and lotte, who likes to sing. most of the time, it’s just lizette on the fiddle while étienne and lotte dance. pierre loves to be included in these impromptu concerts, but is terribly embarrassed by the fact that he knows very few of the songs or dances and so contents himself to clap off-beat in a chair beside lizette.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[teddys-nonsense]

not even just in a sexual way but the intimacy of the bed is something that is so fascinating and appealing and beautiful to me. who do you let see you in those vulnerable hours of slumber? who gets to hear how your breathing changes, see the way you toss your head, watch the way your hands twitch as you sleep? who gets to know you in the last hours of your day, when your consciousness ebbs and fatigue increases gravity ever downward? who gets to greet you in the first, when you resist the raising of the sun and of your eyelids? to trust someone with the most unguarded parts of you— body, because you leave it to their care while you vacate it, and soul, because in those few moments between wake and rest, you let all masks fall— what an unusual thing. to let someone reach for you while you sleep, to lean into them and curl closer, or to sleep an arm’s length apart and know yet that they are still with you. to know someone that much, to love someone that much!! how strange and beautiful.

[teddys-nonsense]

cunt-3po i will never forget you

[teddys-nonsense]

rolling on the floor grinning ear to ear kicking my feet twirling my hair giggling maniacally

[teddys-nonsense]

cosmic things happening in pierre world,,, i have a pierre and étienne playlist that im transferring from my old music streaming service to my new one, and one of the songs on the playlist is ravel’s miroirs: III. une barque sur l’océan, right? the FIRST RESULT when you search that shows a version played by pierre-laurent aimard. PIERRE-LAURENT. WHAT ARE THE ODDS. DUDE IM LIKE. THIS WAS MEANT TO BE.

[teddys-nonsense]

found a green eyeliner i never used so i decided to become a work of art

imagine how powerful i could be with henna

[teddys-nonsense]

found two more green eyeliners and some green glitter

this would be a sick tattoo

[teddys-nonsense]

life when people tell you that your fic made them cry

[bulljumpingfresco]

Minoan octopus fresco

[teddys-nonsense]

had a beautiful dream in which i was invited to a prestigious university to give a series of lectures on pierre and étienne and was welcomed with cheer and song.

[teddys-nonsense]

must be nice to be a lazy lump w nothing to do all day but bite people’s ankles and scream

[teddys-nonsense]

adulthood is a series of never ending administrative tasks and phone calls and i tire of it. must i bear this for the rest of my natural life?

[teddys-nonsense]

wait oh my god you just pay the fee and then it's done and you don't have to shake in anxiety and misery like a wet dog anymore!!! awesomesauce i'm gonna go for another walk now and probably sing la marseillaise to irritate the people in my neighborhood

[teddys-nonsense]

étienne and pierre canon height difference :)

(their hair makes them look taller than they are, the lines have been placed at their actual heights)

[teddys-nonsense]

they should invent a my head that doesn’t hurt

[isaidimafuckingstar]

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

[teddys-nonsense]

rococo tiger phone case arrived and i can confirm it is indeed Everything

there’s a few gaps/bubbles in the epoxy but honestly i could care less because there’s DOVES and TIGERS and ROSES and SHELLS this is literally like the essence of me. eau de teddy. so freakin happy