Really any Jewish group that's only being brought up as a gotcha or a 'look how smart I am'
How the Ottoman Empire was great to non-Muslims including Jews and should have colonized the US instead of Britain
Ladino, Judeo-Arabic, Judeo-Berber, really any Jewish language you're bringing up to paint Yiddish as evil
Pogroms, hate crimes, what counts as a hate crime, how it's not an antisemitic hate crime if you hate the person it happened to, etc.
Which Jews are/aren't white. Instead, ask yourself why you're clinging to the artificial racist construct of the idea of whiteness, which is fake, instead of looking at ethnicity, a real, actual thing that exists. (If it makes you uncomfortable to think about whiteness being fake: why? Ask yourself that and sit with that feeling.)
Jews 'tricking' or 'outsmarting' Hashem, an idea so batshit that I cannot help but wonder if goyim ever try saying things out loud and just reflecting upon the wild-ass takes they've produced
Whatever Google told you when you looked something up
Whatever Google told you when you looked something up and you're speaking directly to a Jewish person attempting to goysplain to them
Whatever ChatGPT told you when you were too lazy to Google
Anything you were told about Jewish theology that is directly contradicted by actual theology. My favorite example is someone insisting we don't eat pork not because of kashrut, but because we believe when Satan led his rebellion and the angels fell from Heaven, some of them went into pigs. 1. that's genuinely unhinged, seek help 2. that's not an ableist joke, I mean that sincerely, that sounds like something I would say during a manic episode 3. that is directly contradicted by theology 4. I'm trying to approach you with light and love and brotherhood and all that happy horseshit but when you say things like this I have to harness every bit of willpower in my body not to laugh right in your face and it's exhausting
"This conflict in a TV show is like I/P!" No, it isn't.
"This conflict in [other media] is like I/P" and the writers, director, actors, etc. have explicitly said it's based on something else
Internet comedians who are Jewish
Hummus and who gets to eat hummus - it's not you, goyim! You put chocolate in it! Every atheist and Christian responsible should apologize to every Jew and Muslim they meet, immediately.
Actually I want you to relinquish bagel and lox, too, until you can be trusted not to say "spinach, mayo and sriracha go great on it" within earshot of anyone with good taste
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