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leico

i dont remember canon but i have very strong opinions about everything

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lemonsharks

HA

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*wet* at crocheting

moonenjoyer

you cant wear a wittle face mask to stop yourself from killing other people bc you have hot breath?

cyclops xman literally wears glasses 24/7 to contain his literal laser beans in his eyes from hurting anyone even tho hes in constant excruciating pain or whatever idk if that true. and hes just some twink. grow up.

biomic

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a big part of the reason i love howl so much is bc he honestly looks like a bi girl

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the haircut, the big shirt tucked into the pants, the dangly earrings...

chuckletons

just made the best non-looping gif i think

chuckletons

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

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Everybody looking at this post

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Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it

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King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

theotheristhedoctor

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

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[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

out-there-on-the-maroon

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.

gallusrostromegalus

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

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kingofeternalfreedom

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

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He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

timmisny

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

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That’s all the confirmation we need

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jaylor

he’s literally rigging the election and next to nothing’s being done about it what the actual fucking living hell

jaylor

HE’S LITERALLY TARGETING USPS IN BLUE AREAS WHERE HE LOST THE LAST ELECTION

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If you feel unsafe about voting in person (because, y’know, we’re in the middle of a goddam pandemic) but now fear the USPS will be unable to deliver a “mail-in” ballot in a timely fashion….

1. Request a mail-in ballot.

2. Do not mail it.

3. Google your supervisor of elections to see where you can drop off your mail-in ballot. It’s usually NOT THE POLLING PLACE.

All states allow this! Here is what you’re accomplishing by doing this:

1. Your ballot gets in on time no matter what happens to the USPS.

2. You don’t have to worry about standing in long lines and risking infection. You’re just stopping by to drop it off.

3. You voted! Hooray! I have no doubt Trump and his supporters are doing to try to call into question the legitimacy of mail-in voting (which is more enthusiastically embraced by Democratic supporters, especially now.)

Also, when you drop it off, find out how to track it online to make sure it is verified. California, Oregon, Washington, and Colorado have systems that can track your ballot just like tracking a package from Amazon.

All CA vote centers (which are open for weeks to a month before election day) have ballot drop-off boxes too! Many government buildings have them as well, so there’s no need to wait until election day when it’s crowded to drop them off. The list of drop-off sites is always posted on each county’s voter info website.

This is important! This election is crucial! Get out and vote! We! Cannot! Afford! To! Get! Complacent! This year, every vote matters!

thechekhov

anyone else feel like a fraud drawing sleeping people because you know in your heart that you almost NEVER sleep in the position that looks most aesthetically pleasing?

bonus:

lesbianrey

good job everyone

jturn

we’re doing great guys keep it up

rowdyholtzy

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

patrickat

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

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Watch 100 Years Of Black Men’s Hair Trends In One Minute

Hair and politics are always intertwined.

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YES!

melanin-king

I never seen one with a black man

perfectyouthqueen

I love it

elodieunderglass

I am RECEIVING the time periods he is transmitting with his gestures and expressions. That’s amazing! How did he act “the 1970s” with his face, and how did I understand it, despite having never touched a single 1970. How is that slight eyebrow gesture absolutely the 2010s. He made the same Grandpa Face that all of the men of the 1940s could make in photos: amazing.