Teens Are Dumb

A blog about dumb shit at school

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I swear to god, it’s 2020

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My friend is taking programming last semester and on the last day of classes before exam break some dude legit ordered pizza.

And like the pizza delivery guy went to his class?! Like what?!?

Anyway the teachers reaction was basically just “not this again,” like wtf how much do people just order pizza in school?!?!?

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Me: Yea, I think English is funner

My friend: Uh funner isn’t a word

Me: Yea, I know but it’s becoming one

My friend: But it isn’t yet

Me: What can I say I’m just ahead of my time

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How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

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how many times do you have to be told THESE ARE GREAT JOKES NOT BAD ONES

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My school literally had this joke in their morning announcements like a week ago

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I was walking to school one morning and I watched this kid get dropped off like a block away from school. Then skateboard onto the school grounds. He was clearly trying to look cool lol.

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what if Tumblr released an update where you can rate people’s blogs from 1-5 stars and if u wanted leave a review and Tumblr drama started happening because so and so didn’t give this one person 5 stars or a good enough review or something and Tumblr clout was earned via how high ur rating was from how many people who rated u

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people adding “DNI if you have less than a four star rating” to their abouts

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WAIT NEW ASK GAME GO ON ANON RATE MY BLOG 1-5 STARS, BONUS IF U LEAVE A REVIEW

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Omg yes please

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Hey so I saw some blogs following me that are a bit ‘spicy’ and I thought it was worth mentioning that this blog is a place where we don’t tolerate paedophilia or any discrimination in anyway. This includes discrimination against any race, minority or part of the LGBTQ+ community (Including Aces and Aros). This blog should be a place used only for joking a about teenagers being teenagers. I’ve only looked at some the blogs who follow me, but if you discriminate or are a paedophile please unfollow this blog.

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Now my mom is currently in her late fifties, but when she was in her teens she had this really stupid girl in her class who she used to make fun of by saying “haha your parents are heterosexual!”

Now everytime she did this the girl would respond everytime with out fail “No they’re not! They’re not gay!” And my mom would sit back laughing maniacally.

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Everyone that reblogs this post by July 5th 2019 will get two moodboards based on their blog’s theme

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Everyone?

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E V E R Y O N E

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Pretty please

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Reblogging as if it’ll work

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Oooo sure.

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If it’s not too much hassle, mayhaps?

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I hope this isn’t too much for you

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My social studies teacher is a bit of a meme about how she’s bad at keeping her political opinions to herself. I’m Canadian so it’s more likely to know people who are more on the left, my teacher is an exemple of such.

Anyway on the on like the second last day of school this one of my fellow students comes into our class wearing a bright pink “Trump ‘16” shirt, a “Make America Great Again” hat, and is blasting the American national anthem. He stands right beside her saluting, till the song finishes. (He also tried to sing it but was very bad at it)

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The last day of school was supposed to be some stupid sports day, but it rain all day so instead we just chilled out in random classes. It was kinda boring but we made s’mores with a candle in science class!

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When on a six day school trip for band, I missed multiple fires, a police investigation, and a school walkout

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Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

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One time I was in the car with my dad and when my car turns on the radio also does. Anyway the minute the radio turned on the first word was “69” and I was excited and laughed but as I continued listening I realized my mistake.

The full sentence was “69 people are confirmed dead”

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hi welcome to applebee’s

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my name’s chrisse whats your favorite breakfast food

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look at all those turkeys

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Dont mess with me. I have the power of Christ and cartoons on my side

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road work ahead?? uh yeah it better

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would anybody like some stew. would anybody like some stew. would anybody like some stew would anybody like some stew would anybody like some stew

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fuck your chicken tenders

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welcome to bible school we are all kids of christ, Hallelujah my lord

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two men chilling in a pool, five feet apart because they’re not homosexuals 

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if your name is junior and youre really handsome come on clap your hands

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its a cucumber,,, thaaaanks

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There’s only one race, the huma- WHAT ABOUT THE INDY 500?

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i spilled lipgloss in your gucci bag

jagdjsg lipgloss in my gucci white bag

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you play it, you get 200 million dollars, but 200 million people will die *kazzo sounds* Charles no!!

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got diagnosed with fun guys syndrome haha so now i take xanax

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welcome to Taco Bell…..lemme guess, tacos…..*passes out*

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Hi my names Bradon with a C and I’ve been afraid of water my whole life.

Wait wait wait where’s the C

There a sea!?

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Tried the Kahoot going on today, we broke it. The dudes going to contact Kahoot and do it a different day.