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Sari Sumdac in Bayverse is so funny to me because not only would she definitely be a weird lab-derived baby from Megatron's matter and Dr. Sumdac's DNA, but Bayverse Megatron and Optimus are split-spark brothers with Sentinel 'we were gods once' Prime as their father.
Ohhhh, to be a fly on the wall when Sentinel wakes up from his super long nap to find out he has a malnourished hybrid granddchild and his sons are deadbeat dads.
Sparker eater Orion pax
I had an idea for an Alternate ending for transformers one what if instead the matrix of leadership having a will of it's own decided to be less merciful.
Anger by what happen to this young mech and people the matrix decide to stop d -16 before he can do anymore harm with what has happen the Quintessons, sentinel.
A tyrant isn't going to save anyone the moment the matrix bonds with orion it takes control coming out of the well a spark eater angry hurt attack's and eats Megatron spark also as punishment the high guard is given three choice return to protecting cybertron like before, banishment, or they become a spark eater like Orion
Ey Kakurosu
¿Creíste que mentí cuando dije que iba a hacer dibujos de ese personaje que inventaste en los comentarios? ¡Pues creíste mal! Solo me tomó un montón de tiempo hacerlo porque no sabía dibujar transformers (todavía no se)
Me encantó tu idea apenas la leí; la dinámica que podría tener Prettypoison con Deadeye y Starscream da para muchos escenarios divertidos y tiernos💖💖
LilRuRuby, si llegas a ver esto: hola👋
GOOD GOD BEHOLD GUYS :DDD
Hgggh Gundam x Transformers but it’s just Optimus thinking Amuro is a cybertronian youngling and tries to adopt him.
Bonus points if Amuro makes contact with the All spark while inside the Gundam and gets turned into an actual cybertronian youngling.
Optimus trying to pick up this lil bot he found only for him to freak out and panic like he’s being hurt.
Optimus attempting to take the youngling back to his ship and away from the organics only to be met with a massive tantrum.
Amuro pulling out his sword to fight off this strange robot but only for the sword to be snatched out of his hands and picked up like an angry kitten.
I swear every one of @keferon’s aus has a hold on me. Wasn’t expecting this to be the first thing I make for this blog but it is lol. My recent interest was the portal AU they made, love Prowls design so much. Plus this gave me an excuse to practice drawing humanoid characters.
I AM COOKING AND SO ARE THE QUINTS
go read Starpath on AO3 by @starpathmecha !!
A certain doctor is being haunted by a certain mechanic…
Cannonbolt: choo choo motherfucker
Kevin: what?
*gets hit by cannonbolt at full speed
Men who whimper, Men who cry
Men who God will not let die
Men who straight up fucking suck
Men I would hit with my truck
no morality prowl keeping jazz captive and tending to him obsessively, constantly doting on him.
jazz: i think this has awakened something in me.
LMAO
Yeah I can see that haha
Things only funny to me: Spidey and the Prowler both mentoring Miles as he learns how to be a Spidey, and due to secret identities and misunderstandings, everyone else thinks that those two are divorced and whenever they hand Miles off to the other mentor it accidentally sounds like a custody tradeoff thing
Great for shenanigans, great for keeping all of their identities a secret even more
Miles asks why his uncle can’t patrol with them as he’s switching mentors (using their alt names) and Peter’s bringing up stuff like “sometimes it’s better to work apart from people than it is to work with them” and the real reason is a mixture of the two of them don’t agree on how to teach Miles so every patrol would probably turn into arguing but also a huge portion of it is the fact that Aaron can’t websling so trying to stay near him cuts into their time that they could spend teaching Miles more about webslinging and high up Spidey stuff
But other people secretly listening in on this convo are like “tell me that doesn’t sound like a divorced parent trying to gently let their kid know why their parents don’t hang out around each other as much anymore”
Edit: wait no, Aaron not patrolling with them because he’s secretly working as a double agent against Kingpin and obviously being seen working with Spidey would jeopardize that, but both heroes and villains alike think the two are divorced bitter exes, especially when details of that conversation get around
Thinking of a very specific scenario where Gwen has her workplace covered head to toe in Spidey pictures and Spidey merch because she originally lost a bet, but never took any of the stuff down after it was over because she grew attached to it, so her work area just makes everyone think she’s a huge fan of Spidey
That’s the setup, followed by a situation where Spidey has to team up with Norman for a science thing (neither one is happy about this) and they pass by Gwen’s area (although it doesn’t have her name written anywhere, it’s just covered in Spidey stuff) and Spiderman, being Peter Parker and having visited Gwen’s workplace before, knows it’s hers
Which prompts this dialogue: “How is Gwen doing? Staying away from tall buildings..I hope… ha ha..” -Peter, making an awkward joke based on that horrifying statistic they found out about most of other Gwen’s dying by falling, because working with an enemy is an awkward situation and he was trying to lighten the mood but failed
Norman doesn’t understand the reference, obviously, just takes note that somehow Spiderman is aware of his worker, and since he can tell which work area is hers, is aware that she’s a huge fan
Later on, there’s this dialogue: “If you really wanna get a superhero’s attention, go to their “territory,” get on a huge building, make a fuss so that they know you’re there, then fling yourself off, you’ll be in their arms before you know it!” -Gwen Stacy, making her own morbid falling off a cliff joke to cope while people brainstorm how to find a missing hero
Which leads Norman to the following conclusion: Gwen Stacy has been putting herself in danger on purpose to get Spider-Man’s attention
Now not only does he have to worry about holding an intervention for his son and his son’s friend who’s like a son to him about being so obsessed with Spiderman that they ignore their own safety, but he also has to hold one for his best employee!! What the fuck!!
Dick enters the Cave and hears Dami's horrified screaming. He blinks and sees Tim at the Batcomputer, huddled over a Zesti looking like a supervillain.
Dick: "What are you doing to Damian?"
Tim: "Training."
Dami: [AGONIZED SCREAMING FROM A DISTANCE]
Dick, mildly: "Elaborate."
Tim: "He said no one could beat him with a sword. I bet him ten bucks I could program someone to beat him in the Holodeck."
Dick: "Right, and?"
"See for yourself." Tim switches the screen of the Batcomputer back on to the holodeck's cameras. Damian is impaled on a giant sword. The simulation resets.
A woman's voice comes out of the speakers. "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella..."
Dick: "...You didn't."
Tim, grinning like a loon: "Oh, but I did."
Dick: "How many times has he died so far?"
Tim: "34. He almost gave up at 15, but I told him some guy I know managed to beat her naked with a jar on his head."
Dick, sitting down to watch: "You're a monster."
Tim: "It's what he deserves for telling me video games are for losers."
Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.
Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.
Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.
Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?
Jazz: I am so glad you asked.
Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.
Joker is also not happy about this. Somehow a breakdancing contest has erupted in the middle of his hostage situation - No Harley, get back here! Uggghhhhhh... And who is this sassy glowing child? At least Bats will be here soo- *gets bludgeoned by a thermos*
Cujo the Ghost Dog
poor Bruce is just confused
Batman found the Joker to defeat him from his new plan, only to see the Joker fight against a tiny dog with a hat.
Joker stopped midfight:" I can't believe you had to find it out this way, Batman."
Batman:" What?"
Joker:"Yeah, I am sorry. But I and a few villains cheated on you."
A goon patted Batman shoulder to comfort Batman:" We are sorry you had to learn; we all tried to hide it from you and the Robin's."
Joker:" We have a new Nemesis, Cujo the Dog."
Cujo with a tiny hat:" Bark."
Robin/Damian:" Fair, I too would take a new mentor."
Gives the dog a treat.
