mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"
this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane
Trump just scrapped a Biden rule requiring airlines to compensate passengers for flight delays after the industry gave millions to Trumpâs inauguration and hired Trumpworld lobbyists.
This isnât about policy anymore.
Itâs about who can pay off Trump and get in his ear.
So while Captain Marvel-ing, we know that Billy looks like his dad. I don't know a ton about Shazam comics, so I don't know for certain how much they play into this. But while there is tons of angst potential for someone who was very close to the family, I think there's a funnier plot point to be made:
He was part of some spelunking/archeology dig in Egypt. Him and his wife go missing/died, his kid runs away and is living on the street, things are bad. Then all this superhero nonsense starts and what do you know, there is Captain Marvel
And... That's definitely just CC Batson. That's just his face. Must have just gotten superpowers or whatever in that ancient ruin or whatever. You don't want to get caught up in superhero nonsense so it's none of your business.
What is your business, is that his kid is still homeless! You saw him hanging out at the local dinner in his ratty hoodie. Batson! Stop being a deadbeat and come pick up your kid!
And so begins the adventure of a random civilian who really needs to give Captain Marvel a talking to.
At the start of the Apollo Justice game, Kristoph kills Trucy instead of Zac. Phoenix would be going through it extra hard only for during the final case for Apollo to learn that he had a sister and she died before they even met.
I've been Rod Sterling and would that be fucked up or what?
scooby doo mystery incorporated is crazy bc can you imagine if you were raised adopted but you didnt know and your dad was super emotionally unavailable your entire life and then when you found out your dad wasnt your bio parent he immediately went to jail and your bio parents came into your life for the first time and after spending ~1 month bonding they ally with the evil german parrot who wants to kill you and wake up an evil entity and start actively working to help him kill you and wake up the evil entity. and then when the parrot succeeds in his plan the evil entity he was trying to awaken just immediately kills him and then it also eats your bio parents. and then almost immediately after it takes your adoptive dad out of jail and eats him too. and then you and your friends defeat the entity and you wake up in an alternate reality where the adoptive dad who you came to view as your real dad was just your football coach/principal and your evil insane parents were suddenly really nice and you can never get therapy for what you went through because reality reset and none of what happened actually happened in this universe. youve taken over a life that isnt yours and your memories of the past year or so are all fake they never happened. what the fuck.
Also imagine you have this science rival who you bust for being a petty criminal (I guess, does dressing as a mythical beast and scaring tourists count as petty crime?) but eventually you realize there is more to her than that. Then, while the rest of your friend group is off doing other stuff, you and her go on several world trotting mysteries alone for the guy whose parrot wants to kill you. The two of you grow closer and it's probably definitely them both being gay but not expressing it because there are Bigger Things Happening Right Now. And then there's this whole thing where you pick your old friend group instead of her and she joins up with Evil Guy some more until she betrays them to save your life. You hear her get shot by Nazi robots being controlled by the evil parrot. And then in the new reality you're dating and everything is great, but.... You don't know this girl. She isn't the one that you traveled the world with, isn't the one who sacrificed herself for you. You literally don't know a single thing about your relationship. She isn't the one you fell in love with and you aren't the one she fell in love with. what the fuck indeed.
Anyway, shout-out to Hot Dog Water, everyone was so mean to her for literally no reason.
Like genuinely the amount of times Iâve cried about it this week alone is a number greater than 5. The last Lower Decks Thursday is rapidly approaching and idk what to do after :(
You know, no matter how insane ace attorney gets, I still donât think theyâll top the first game in terms of sheer â??????â factor. Moving space centers and magic bracelets and made up countries and the chess dimensions are great and silly and all that, but never, EVER has an ace attorney plot point astounded me more than âghosts are undoubtedly real but we canât use their testimony in court because we think one of them committed perjuryâ
So Danny has an ice core. But i donât think that Dani had an elemental core that was mentioned in the show.
So in this prompt, Dani has an earth core. Sheâs getting used to using it, practicing almost daily when sheâs alone.
Until one day, someone sees her.
Raâs comes across a girl with incredible earth magic and kidnaps her, forcing her to teach his grandson Damian her magic.
Damian was only 4 to her 12, but he was liminal enough so that he could develop a core. A shadow core.
If Dani was honest, she didnât hate her years with the LOA. Raâs was a creep, but Talia treated and referee to her as a daughter. She knew the Leuage was bad news, but they gave her a home.
Damian was young, he didnât understand blood relations in family. So when he saw his mother treat Dani like a daughter, he just assumed her was her sister and just never end mentioned his thoughts. After all, Mother never mentioned she before, so Damian thought he shouldnât either.
Meeting his father only solidified his theory. Dani and Bruce look similar enough. He also never mentions another sister other than Cass.
It was only a couple years later that Damianâs magic is found out and her goes
Damian: I donât know why youâre so surprised, your other fighter also has magic. Mother never has any so it must come from you
Everyone looks at Bruce: ⌠your other WHAT??
Bruce: âŚđ¤¨đđŁđŠ
Even better if Danny has already joined the JLD and meets Damian and Damian is like
Danny was sitting in the living room watching a live Justice League fight. The fight was big enough that danny thought the camera was way to close to the fight. Then Fright Knight phases into the room through the floor.
Fright knight: My liege
Danny: Fright knight what is it?
Fright knight: I wish vengeance against my abusive father.
Danny: I can understand that, But who?
Fright knight points to the tv showing the justice League fighting a figure in all black armor with glowing red eyes.
Fright knight: My father Ares, greek god of war.
Danny: Wait that make you Pho-
Fright knight: DO NOT SAY THAT NAME!
Danny: ....
Fright knight: I apologize for yelling.
Danny: its fine i understand. You must hate him quite alot.
Fright knight: More than you hate Plasmius.
Danny: Are you sure about that?
Fight knight: Yes
Danny: So you have a brother. The god of... Panic?
Fright knight: He is the god of dread, also the royal assassin.
Danny: i have assassins?!?
Fright knight: ...
Danny: Right... If you want to fight your father you're gonna have to work with the Justice League, and not kill anyone.
Fright knight: You do not desire the head of the god of war?
Danny: Eww no. I dont want to kill a god and i dont want war with Olympus. I dont want to fight Zeus.
Fright knight: But you have already beaten Zeus. He disguised his form and called himself Vortex.
Danny: ...what... Well i may be able to beat him, but there are too many women who are important to me. You know how Zeus is.
Fright knight: Ah indeed. You are wise. ... thank you.
Danny: for what?
Fright knight: It is nice to be reminded that you are not a war hungry tyrant. You care for others. It is refreshing. It is good.
Danny: *blushing* yeah yeah. It looks like you're late.
Fright knight looks at the TV to see the Justice League have already beaten Ares and the Villains.
Fright knight: I wish to go meet and congratulate my aunt on her victory!
Danny: remember to be polite.
Fright knight: i also wish to go to Gotham.
Danny: No
Fright knight: To stab a Clown and a Scarecrow.
Danny: ... Be quick and don't get caught. If anyone catches you you're on your own.
Imagine if you're the Justice League in this situation. You just finished a grueling battle against the literal god of war. Then all of a sudden a massive suit of armor wreathed in shadows and green flames appears above you. Massive glowing green sword, the worst vibes imaginable.
Just for you to watch as he pulls out a big foam finger/ wonder woman merch and cheers you on as you beat up his dad.
