Full offense but I don’t ever want to have to communicate with a machine by speaking to it. Verbally speaking to a machine just feels icky and degrading. I don’t want to describe what I want into the phone prompter. Just let me press 1. I don’t want to address Alexa by name. I don’t even want to waste my precious human language on a chat AI. It is a rock. It is a piece of electrified metal. Do not command me to address the rock with the conceit that it is a human being





















