[dulcevenganzaa]

i know im not crazy

[sososososososomething]

how could you forget

[lakevida]

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

[lakevida]

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She looks very pleased to be unflattened and unblockaged

[enochianribs]

oh to have a silly little house like this...

[enochianribs]

the inside has to look like this.

[headphonesmae]

[girlnephew]

[girlnephew]

[byjove]

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

[byjove]

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

[rattle-my-stars]

[tagfer]

NEKO ATSUME 2

[tagfer]

not joking

[thememedaddy]

[rslashrats]

sometimes i see the worst banana pictures ever on google

[rslashrats]

why are there mercury droplets next to them .

[rslashrats]

private info .

[thatonedeadboy]

lovers

[spicyraeman]

this got outta hand

[flightstalling]

An explanation.

[jones-friend]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[feniczoroark]

;-;

[corillion]

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

[theclockworkjudas]

You bring French fries onto the beach. You angrily shoo away seagulls that predictably try to grab them. A HUGE shadow swoops over you.

[ramblin-tiger]

Ok, the last two are new additions to me, and I am LOVING it

[electroshocktherapist-deactivat]

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

[jesuslovesjunkies]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Out of these, which is closest to your gender?

The Beast

The Machine

The Divine

The Pet

The Cosmos

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

[bevsi]

conducting experiments to see which petname my wife gets most flustered by