change your ways

kz/24(jfc)/SD/cap

[grox]

Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[capacity2]

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

[howlingatthemoon3]

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

[capacity2]

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

[pinene]

Does anyone want me

[grox]

[maxknightley]

do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[fearlessjones]

[architeuthisducks-blog]

[amityskye]

They don’t even have to turn anything on I just want to flip switches and push buttons

[iamtheowls]

The Human urge to run an activation sequence.

[butchspace]

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

[dontbeanassbutt]

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

[bluelakeandsky]

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

[jerseyclown]

you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option

[kitttenteeth]

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

[wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid]

‘the mortifying ordeal of being known’ what about the comforting joy of being understood

[geslotencirkel]

I’m his guardian angel his best friend . I’m the enteric coating on his ibuprofen

[neckkiss]

GROZA.

[dayvan]

[genvy]

literally everything

[mtndewpitchblack]

serving cunt

[chongoblog]

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

[chongoblog]

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date

[chongoblog]

“And whats the context of THAT?”

Oh dont worry it’s fake blood. Charlie just swallowed way too many fake blood capsules. You see, he’s pretending to be a Texas millionaire.

[roscolux]

they didn't even ban mpreg

[dogdayafternoon1975]

[accras]