The Owls are not what they seem

[ecig937272837282]

Racist towards Californians

[supreme-leader-stoat]

People will call anything a tumblr heritage posts these days. Saw two different things tagged tumblr heritage post today and both had been around for less than a week.

[uncle-mojave]

Tumblr heritage post

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[basedhighsenberg]

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

My man runs around carrying a great dane princess style, he’s of course capable of eviscerating a gorilla. Even one that’s still alive.

[simon-newman]

I distinctly recall that in one episode Shaggy outran a pony while carrying another pony.

…

Or were those donkeys?

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[weepingwidar]

Julius Mössel (German, 1871-1957) - We Protest (1915)

[iamtheowls]

TOADALY AWESOME!?!??!?!??!

[disney-universes]

The Star Wars hotel died in-universe according to a new book

They should have made a four hour video on the Holonet into the killshot.

[a-land-of-shadow-and-substance]

I can't believe they acknowledged it happened at all

[inkandguns]

An entire generation of men is now named Aiden, Braden, Cayden, or Jaden. What in the fuck. I mean why even use first names if everyone’s name is going to be the same.

There’s two Hayden’s in the training group I’m in. wtf.

At least in Chicago the Catholics had more options - Michael, Christopher, Joseph, Francis, etc. At least those have different sounds.

Must suck being a teacher with fifteen Aiden’s in your class.

[iamtheowls]

Don't forget all the girls (named by horses) Kayleigh, Bayleigh, and Heyleigh.

[inkandguns]

Yeah I just don’t have exposure to girls all that much lol. The girl that worked for us at FedEx was named Hannah. I haven’t noticed that trend but I’m sure it’s there.

[riflebrass]

I went to high school with 3 girls named Kaylee and they were all spelled differently. There was also one girl pronounced "kuh-lee-uh" and I have no idea how that was spelled.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Mormons?

[iamtheowls]

That was the source of my weird names. Still feel bad for the kid named Zex.

[namedcoolcreator]

Iconic in that a black woman can travel on public transport safely surrounded by white supremacists while white women cant even get on without being stabbed in the neck by random black men.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

>white supemacists

You mean feds

[inkandguns]

When YouTube videos started appearing saying “you’re wrong they are not Feds”

I knew they were definitely Feds

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[inkandguns]

An entire generation of men is now named Aiden, Braden, Cayden, or Jaden. What in the fuck. I mean why even use first names if everyone’s name is going to be the same.

There’s two Hayden’s in the training group I’m in. wtf.

At least in Chicago the Catholics had more options - Michael, Christopher, Joseph, Francis, etc. At least those have different sounds.

Must suck being a teacher with fifteen Aiden’s in your class.

[iamtheowls]

Don't forget all the girls (named by horses) Kayleigh, Bayleigh, and Heyleigh.

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[hemipenal-system]

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

[hemipenal-system]

there's more, for all my followers who don't know this, you can get ublock to just make the custom filter for you

see an annoying ui item you don't like?

click this to get to the ublock origin menu

click this

and hover over the ui item you dont like, like this

click on it, and in the window that pops up, hit "create"

now it's gone!

[longshrimp]

no more talking.

[hemipenal-system]

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