Master of jack, none of all trades

hi my name is ela/aya and im employed but still dying. she/her

[animentality]

a wonderful ao3 author note

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

genuinely they have probably saved people.

[amvs]

they HAVE saved people actually i’m 100% sure of that. i’ve learned about so many recalls i would’ve had no idea about otherwise !!!! from the bottom of all of our hearts thank you mamoru

[mamoru]

aw shucks, thank YOU! what a pick me up!

when I was younger, I got food poisoning. I was supposed to recover from it, but I wound up with a bunch of nasty medical conditions instead. I never imagined I would become disabled from food.

so I am really glad I have been able to help spread the word every now and then about food safety and recalls, since it hopefully means a few less people going through what I have.

while I have your attention, I do not post every recall, even just for the US, so here are a few of the links I use!

recalls.gov/recent.html <- aggregate of official government recall links for the US! food, drugs, products, child safety seats, motor vehicles, and tires! (half the feeds are broken half the time, but hey, it works™! check the FDA enforcement reports for a more complete list of recalls, especially drug recalls!)

recalls for canada <- recalls for canada!

RASFF <- food recalls and safety alerts for the EU!

food safety news <- news about food safety in the US, canada, and around the world!

I was poisoned <- see where people have gotten food poisoning near you, and report your own! (worldwide!)

thanks for reading, stay safe and take care!

[tempurayyy]

i havent taken a hit off my vape for three days now bc i had a cough and now im thinking if i should quit already but i just bought a new cart. also: its only been a month since i started this lmfao

[soulren]

"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now

[allpiesforourown]

[n3cropants]

what do you call the thing where cars go in a circle around a thingy in the middle

circular intersection

turning circle

something else (answer in replies/tags)

see results

Voting ended onJun 18, 2024

[thatone-churro]

[loriache]

kabru gets isekai’d

[artofchira]

Scum Villain Self-Saving System meets BDG’s Unraveled. It was all I could think about with Shen Qingqiu when I first read it.

[seaslux]

Visit Original Link

pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

[nonpsychotic]

wow kyary pamyu pamyu is a disgusting pedophile wtf

[nonpsychotic]

P-chan was* 12…-_- (these tweets are from 2012) and here are sources for all of these with links to her original tweets. she mentions “waiting” for him to get older, and calls him her boyfriend and admits to trying to seduce him, and picture of her sitting on his lap.

[bobcesca-deactivated20250304]

Also I would like to add that shota in Japan literally means pedophile and that this shota/loli shit is not limited to cartoon children. It affects all children!!!!!!

[nonpsychotic]

Ya.. and she tweeted this years after the shit with p-chan about another little boy

[nonpsychotic]

ADDITIONALLY to all the people saying that we are viewing this from a western POV, amd that this kind of behavior with an adult and a child is normal in japan, youre wrong. take it from japanese people living in japan commenting on kyarys behavior.

stop saying that pedophilia is part of japanese culture. its racist and a poor attempt to excuse kyarys behavior.

[slkflowr]

is anyone else still missing knb in 2023…☹️🏀

[straycatj]

Spanish sloppy style

SIESTA!!

[bakwaaas]

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

[bakwaaas]

@ryebreadgf / alison zai / phillip roth / unknown / @archbudzar

[dgeometric]

take pictures of the things you touch daily, your tv remote, your headphones, your favorite cup, your computer mouse, your keys, your shoes, your microwave, the packaging for the snack you eat in the afternoon. In 30 years they'll be so gone, they won't even make them like that anymore, and when you look at those pictures, the sense memory will be electric

[adderess-deactivated20240425]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG

[chaoticeddie]

@thepondstogether @bisaster-energy @buffyboyfriend

[shellstrop420]

I just know I'm in the minority on this one, but let's prove it. If you had to pick one that you could turn on or off at will, permanently losing access to the other in your home,

which one stays?

central heating

AC

Voting ended onApr 27, 2023

Bonus: tell me about the climate where you live in the tags

[shellstrop420]

Much closer margin than I was expecting by this point. Overwhelming amount of the heating votes coming from the UK, y'all are real ones 🇬🇧

[foodiepoll]

FINAL: SICKO V SICKO REALNESS

WHO'S THE BIGGER FOODIE?

Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi)

Banica Conchita (The Evillious Chronicles)

Voting ended onApr 26, 2023

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money