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shannon // 25 // utter trash

[losttodreams]

FEMALE PRESENTING LEMON

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[oldearthcartography]

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

[tismilly]

[bitcheslovepearls]

OKAY BUT I NEED THIS FUCKING PIN.

[musinvenusian]

YES

[horrorandhalloween]

by Juliette Cousin

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

all women are allowed to commit tax fraud that’s feminism

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Polished Brass Geometric Ring By ArchetypeZ On Etsy

*More Things & Stuff

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[cislikan]

[inkskinned]

do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement

[juene-deactivated20170115]

[aww-so-pretty]

[dwamdwamdwam]

Silver - Nantes, November 2018

The whole set is on my Patreon

[snailtongue]

[valtsv]

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

[your-url-is-problematic]

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[timecowboy]

A Nice Long Walk #19

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[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[jessicaroux]

I worked with the amazing florist Megan Dunlap for some illustrations for her upcoming rebrand! Thanks so much, Megan, for asking me to be your illustrator. We wanted to make something that incorporated a vintage, Victorian feel with old world flowers.