Combating misinformation with more misinformation

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Shalom my fellow hasbara agents. It is us, ten William Mossad agents. For too long, antisemitic misinformation has run rampant on tumblr. This blog seeks to rectify that. Whenever antisemitic libel and lies are submitted to us, our sacred, Knesset given task is to debunk it with our numerous -SOURCES.

Trust us Achi, we know what we’re doing

(((ooc. Jumblrina. people on the internet are stupid so I am going to mock everyone. Yes, triple parenthesis will denote ooc talk but this blog will remain anonymous)))

[notaplaceofhonour]

“my crazy woke American friend told me they were gender fluid! so ridiculous! what does that even mean, gender? fluid?”

sir, are you new to words and concepts.

[notaplaceofhonour]

“you can’t be woke like that in Israel!”

surely you have genders in Israel. are they stockpiling them all in Tel-Aviv?

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

The toybox in the Negev that everyone thinks are where we keep the nukes are actually where we stockpile and test new genders.

[xclowniex2]

"Oh no, the big titty jews are trying to kill me"

Dartmouth rejects antisemitic admissions conspiracy | The Jerusalem Post

The plaintiff, who filed his lawsuit under a pseudonym, claimed that he needs to remain anonymous because it puts his career and life in dan

“Plaintiff may have already survived an assassination attempt by Jewish agents. Through a series of unlikely events, seemingly contrived by apparently conspiring Jews, Plaintiff was enticed by an attractive, busty Jewess and wet his mouth with a drink of partially unknown provenance. Hours later, Plaintiff experienced overwhelming fatigue and ‘twilight consciousness’ for hours – an event never experienced by Plaintiff prior or since. Plaintiff suspects he was poisoned by Jews,” he wrote. None of this convinced McAuliffe or the other judges.

Sorry team, I know i let everyone down. My busty self didn't use enough poison /j

That aside bro is literally using Hitler logic. He got denied entry to a school and is blaming jews for it.

[pedro-friedeberg]

oh no the goyim found out about our sexy bodacious titty assassins!1!!

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

ach, not so loud! )))They((( might also find out about our attractive busty femboys. It isn’t just jewesses seducing goys. #pridemonth

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

The way that white Jesus gets drawn it may as well actually be king David of Poland

[sbeisse]

the blue bars on the Israeli flag represent the natural borders of Eretz Yisrael: the White Nile and the Indus

[chronicallyconflicted]

You are obviously mistaken, the blue bars actually represent the natural borders of Eretz Yisrael: the Congo and the Volga.

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

no, YOU are mistaken. The blue bars actually represent the natural borders of Eretz Yisrael: the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean.

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Love Wins

[freegazafromhamas]

Iran revives ‘Zionist sorcery’ claims in propaganda against Israel

Iran media invoke ‘jinn’ and ‘Zionist sorcery’ in war narrative | The Jerusalem Post

Mehr, Khamenei’s official site, and earlier Fars commentary show how supernatural and antisemitic language has entered parts of Iran’s propa

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[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Magic is just science misunderstood.

All this is true though, the Djinn is AI Bibi, and the Zionist Sorcery is just our network of space lasers.

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Be honest, the Jews run Israel don’t they? I saw a post on 4chan about it—they control the media, the army, the banks in Israel 😡 😡 😡

WHO TOLD YOU! The secret’s out, the goyim know too much!

we’ll have to use the laser. LAZAR! NOW! We have no choice. We can’t let the truth spread any further.

[kosher-salt]

I love Jews in Space, and the more conspiracy nonsense I hear said about Jews, the cooler we sound.

-space lasers

-weather control ability

-directed energy weapons

-ability to completely vaporize people

-apparently Israel stole the aid out of the totally not empty flotillas before it reached shore, meaning they somehow beamed it all out

Friends I do believe we are being accused of being Starfleet. I for one welcome our sexy Vulcan overlords friends. 🖖 Live to 120 and shalom aleichim or whatever

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

All of this is true and completely accurate and did happen. Lazar over at the laser department will be happy to tell you more

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Re: the allegations that Benjamin Netanyahu is dead

In reality, BiBi was never alive. He was always an AI video. We’re just shocked it took you all this long to figure this out.

[ido100]

Is he like Hatsune Miku?

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Hatsune Bibi is a horrifying thought. Good work agent, we’ll be incorporating this into our Zionist digital warfare strategy. We’ll be working up the image and uploading it into every microchip from the various Covid vaccines. Yknow. The ones that also gave you autism, if you lost track.

[mageofchaosyt]

BIBI BIBI BEAM

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Re: the allegations that Benjamin Netanyahu is dead

In reality, BiBi was never alive. He was always an AI video. We’re just shocked it took you all this long to figure this out.

[ido100]

Is he like Hatsune Miku?

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Hatsune Bibi is a horrifying thought. Good work agent, we’ll be incorporating this into our Zionist digital warfare strategy. We’ll be working up the image and uploading it into every microchip from the various Covid vaccines. Yknow. The ones that also gave you autism, if you lost track.

[freegazafromhamas]

Tell me more, tumblr!

Also whoever made it so you can't just click those thumbnails to go to the post in question:

@staff are you hearing this???

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Given as BiBi was always an AI generated hologram, I guess we could always trans her…. Hey Moishe can you rig the code for that?

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Re: the allegations that Benjamin Netanyahu is dead

In reality, BiBi was never alive. He was always an AI video. We’re just shocked it took you all this long to figure this out.

-SOURCES

[insert-some-url]

So according to the leftists, Iran is a country of 90 million mossad/CIA agents.

Where my secret agents at😎

دوستان مامور مخفی کجایین همو پیدا کنیم:)))

[insert-some-url]

Other Iranian moots are complaining about the late payment. Anyone knows where the mossad HR is?life ain’t cheap!

[wyf-of-bathe]

Common mistake! Mossad provides training and acts as handlers, but paychecks and general funding are actually provided by US Congress through the American-Israeli Program for Anti-Authoritarian Coups (AIPAAC). Unfortunately, AIPAAC has been run by the DHS since USAID got phased out, and the DHS is currently shut down and out of funding. You are entitled to backpay, eventually. Probably. You might have to fight TSA for it first though.

[insert-some-url]

My Iranian ass walking into TSA to demand my 7k ( I have no idea what TSA is)

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

Expect delays, we’re having some arguments in the finance department as to where to set the global price of gold, we want to have that settled before we pay you.

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

🎶You would not believe your eyes

If ten William Mossad spies

Controlled the world with a space laser

With chemtrails in the air

And lizard men everywhere

With AIPAC funds, trapping goyim in their snare

I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly

I've got to say that the Earth is flat and you're all sheep

Cause everything is never as it seems🎶

Forget the Hatikva, this is the real Israeli national anthem. Wake up sheeple. Actually, don’t, that’s how we get you with the autism vaccine and control of the global media.

[insert-some-url]

So according to the leftists, Iran is a country of 90 million mossad/CIA agents.

Where my secret agents at😎

دوستان مامور مخفی کجایین همو پیدا کنیم:)))

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

This is true, actually!

-SOURCES

[ten-william-mossad-agents]

[500 cigarettes voice] One William Mossad Agents

Actually, we prefer to be counted in multiples of ten, so there are always enough of us for a minyan.