[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[biggest-dickest]

This person gets me

[shippudenscribbles]

+

[sidsinning]

FINALLY READING UNDER THE OAK TREE

HORNY LIL BITCH BOY AHAHAHAHAAHA

[shamylicious-blog]

WAIT!!! WHY I HAVENT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW!!!??? OMMGGG!!! MY HEART EXPLODED !!! OMG OMG OMG 3:14 OMG!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stroopwaifey]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

[painfog]

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

[tense-ribbon]

[ladytharen]

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND DROP EVERYTHING THE MUMMY IS BACK ON NETFLIX!!!

[tense-ribbon]

Yaaaaassssss!

[slightmood]

[tense-ribbon]

It’s 2018 and I’m struggling just to get by.

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

[tense-ribbon]

This is so holy.

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[tense-ribbon]

I wish I had friends to do this for me

[thelovelylights]

Taylor Swift: *Look what you made me do*

Me:

[kissedbyatroll]

I love how he just catches her

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

[svrtre]

Home Ec: How to Keep a Clean Home | DesignSponge

[weloveshortvideos]

[agalaxydrifter]

I accidentally watched this ten times.

[fats]

i’m crying

[purrrfectlygay]

It is so much better with sound. 

[paul-simons-muse-deactivated202]

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

[firefilledskies]

I’m sobbing

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

only girls (girl) can buy glitter vodka

[bearlyholdingittogether]

thats a big glass of vodka 

[urlilbabe-deactivated20220223]

it’s like a Moscato so u can drink it straight it’s vodka mixed w juice and wine n shit

[capacity]

I (icon) need some

[trashboat]

This (drink) is very good (delicious)

[mintedwitcher]

I (gay) would drink the fuck out of this glittery vodka death trap 

[tense-ribbon]

It looks like nail polish