You deserve a flower crown.

Okay here's what's up ! I'm a 20 y/o french boy, i like food, naps, people being happy and human contact. I say that but i'm also an inside cat. I'm always free if you want to talk about stuff, i am not good at guessing stuff tho, means i'm not really perceptive (keen as a brick). BUT, i'll make sure you have a good time, that's my job, yo.

[teozilla]

Et hop première fournée ! #croissants #petitdejeuner (à Montpellier, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPaD_9gZ8m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s5nx3f02kyqk

[teozilla]

Chantilly straccatela prête pour les verrines forêt noires ! #foretnoire #patisserie (à Montpellier, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC7dLonYN4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dnocgf1w1j7q

[teozilla]

[all-thats-interesting]

Tarantulas: The Giants Of The Spider World

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[teozilla]

I’ve been gone for a few months and now you fuckers have all differents names. How am i going to be able to keep up on your lives and know which cute surnames to call you ?

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[thekwikemart]

[davids-harbour]

I love owl city so much we dont deserve him 

[teozilla]

Because, why wait for summer ?

[all-thats-interesting]

Tarantulas: The Giants Of The Spider World

Click here for more fascinating GIFs that explain the world around us. These incredible infographic-style GIFs were made by animagraffs.com.

[estocadaa]

The Martian is a literary masterpiece.

[thec8h10n4o2]

Yep

[karibahut]

[alexanderdee]

[danisnotonfires]

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[windvain]

This is literally “TF you looking at keep scrolling”

[thesoftestbunny]

i still think a “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends

[mrbenwyatt]