Dumbsville Citizen

Professional dumbdumb

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not to sound like a dumbass motivational poster or anything but as former gifted kids we’ve gotta get into our heads that difficult does not mean impossible. I’m talking to myself too here. We’ve gotta build up our tolerance for things taking a lot of effort to get good at them.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I often get so frustrated at how long it takes to get good at things but recently I made a decision that’s kinda weird when I say it out loud but has worked for me at least.

I looked at some of the things I actually really know I wanna get good at eventually no matter how long it takes. Novel writing, speaking Spanish, accounting, managing my chronic pain, and I was like okay. Mentally I’m married to them now. Forever. Marriages last when you decide to make it work. So I’m stuck with them now for the rest of my life. Forever. Every day. And I’ve gotta figure out how to make it work.

[demilypyro]

I went back cause I wanted this one uwu

[i-am-a-fish]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[morkitten]

[depsidase]

[clevermanka]

King Arthur Flour is getting boycotted—after conservatives discover it has a baking program for people of color

King Arthur Baking Company is coming under fire for holding a competition exclusively for people of color-owned businesses and brands.

According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state. “Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure. But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.

One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining. “Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”

[vrumblr]

Time to buy more King Arthur Flour!

[alienbooknose]

If you need more reason to support them, they’re worker owned.

Why employee ownership matters

Since 2004, King Arthur has been 100% employee owned. As a result, our company is built on a foundation of transparency and collaboration, a

Also they actually are working on regenerative agriculture:

The flour of the future

This new whole wheat flour is an innovative blend of unique wheat varieties bred to be more tolerant of the planet's changing climate.

Also they do blog articles about adaptive baking:

Baking with chronic fatigue? We've got tips for conserving energy in the kitchen.

Baking more than usual during the holidays can aggravate symptoms of chronic fatigue. So when the baking bug bites, here are some strategies

[acrelion]

You know, way too often I find articles talking about how the maker of some product I use is actually Evil. It's really nice to get the opposite.

[alfea]

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[armillary-spheres-lover]

Is this that old? Someone, make a new version of this

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

That’s the next 5 years, I don’t know why I did this, but I did.

[psychotic-gerard]

if youre white please just reblog this for sample size. nonwhite autistic people;

I've experienced racism from white autistic people using autism as a shield.

I've not experienced that but witnessed it.

I've not experienced nor witnessed this.

nuance. [DO NOT CLICK IF YOURE WHITE]

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2025

brought to you by a white autistic person saying they can't talk to me because my english accent is """sensorily overstimulating"""". i should start charging autistic people for the audacity.

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[foone]

whole bunch of different video games generator

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[bublines]

I’m going to keep this short. Do not scroll without reblogging.

Mohammed’s campaign has become stagnant. This is dangerous. Temperatures are freezing in Gaza. Food prices are incredibly high. His middle daughter Wateen suffers from osteoporosis and desperately needs medical treatment.

Please donate if you can. Even £5 helps.

DONATE HERE / VETTED HERE

[onlytiktoks]

[joeyclaire]

how good is your url, in your opinion (don’t vote without reblogging)

0, the worst

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5, the best

Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

please consider donating to @meemees-stuff.

[meemees-stuff]

Please be positive, help us and donate, help us by resharing, we deserve life, my little ones, food has become a wish for them, treatment has become a dream, donate and share, thank you for everything, we love you🇵🇸🫂🍉🇵🇸🌷

[meemees-stuff]

The Egyptian borders will open and it is our chance to travel. Help us and donate.

[meemees-stuff]

Please help me, for many hours we have only received one donation, 19 euros. Help us in Gaza, please donate. There is only 351 euros left to reach 5,000. Please, my friends, donate and share.

[meemees-stuff]

The idea of returning to normal life after losing a family member is scary. To walk the same path without him. To have days and occasions return without his presence. To eat his favorite meal without him sharing it with us. To have moments of joy pass in his absence. - Oh God, make Paradise their abode and home, and bestow peace upon their souls 💔

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.