Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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My Human is Not
Written by Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly
Art by Sonny Liew
Star Trek: Waypoint Special #1
Well tonight is for crying I guess
this is making me CRY
POV you are Benny
This is the funniest comment I've seen today
my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:
what the hell is this
I don’t know why but trying to do some grown up thing you’ve never done before and don’t know how to do is so much more fun when you’re doing it with someone who has also never done it before and has no idea how to do it. You’d think it’d be embarrassing if someone is there with you but really it’s so much more of a relief when you know you both look like absolute fools
the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person
from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating
it’s fucked up.
What is the most important step a man can take?
The next.
ALL OUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIE
AND
LAWS ARENT REAL
GO FUCK IT UP GUSTAV
As someone who worked in retail, all customers DO deserve to die and laws ARENT real
Ok so this is obviously fake but the real history of Pepsi is still killing me
BRAD'S DRINK
credit to @puffinmaster246 for the original idea i just,, drew it
one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home
So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.
Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D
tanjrou has a sound so gentle that it makes me want to cry
from “what does love mean? see how 4-8 year-old kids describe love” by ladan lashkari
[”when someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. you just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” billy - age 4]
capitalists will literally be like "it's cheaper to address homelessness by installing hostile architecture and hoping they all die rather than giving them a place to live" and bootlickers will be like "sounds good to me"
and studies will be like “No, it literally IS cheaper to give them a place to live” than do other shit” and bootlickers will be like “SOUNDS FAKE!”
Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way
I literally wore the same shirt today because of this
Me too lmao. I love ur smell
Can y'all use the new message system.
employees should be allowed to steal, actually
idk. yesterday was a slow day and at the end of it, I still stared into a cash drawer, one of three, that had more than my rent in it, even if you only count the 20s. I spent a lot of that day trying to calculate in my head how many hours of work equal one pair of pants, let alone how many hours of work equals the fun thing I want to do next month.
I feel a cough coming on, because I work in a drug store, and all of my customers are sick. I always feel a little bit sick, now. I can't afford to eat well enough to keep my body healthy. Cough medicine is worth two hours and 20 minutes of work. Our store probably bought a case of cough medicine for they price we're selling one box. If this cough gets worse, I might have to call out, which will cost me more than the medicine in the long run- but that doesn't give me the money to buy the medicine right now. I stock a case onto the shelf. I don't buy any.
A mom wrangling three crying, sick kids enters my line and sets two types of children's medicine down, says they're both on sale and thank god for that. I ring her up, and she gets very quiet, because she misread the sign, and her total is twice as high as she was expecting. Her youngest screams in the cart, because she's burning up with fever. Her mother very quietly asks, please, she's so sorry, if I could please take the more expensive one off her total.
I agree, I move the box below the counter, and when she's not looking, I slip it into her bag. I pray as hard as I can that if she notices the "mistake" she says nothing, because I so desperately want her to have that medicine. The store has lost profit at the cost of a child's health. I don't bat an eye. This is a terminable offense. If I'm presented with the same situation tonight, I'll do it in a heartbeat.
The myth of evil employees stealing from the company falls apart the second you realize the company would shoot you dead to make a profit. This isn't two equal players, one of whom is stealing from the other. This is someone fighting for survival versus someone fighting to make an extra million. It's not equal.
Employees should be able to steal, actually.